Thursday, October 30, 2008

sekarang ni susah betul nak pikir part title nih...

alamak...baru nak start browsing my head what to write.. sakit perut plak.. adei! asal cam senak ni? masuk angin ke? no gastritis. anyway, ive eaten wut...???? adoi.... errgghh.. ala, baru tengah cam tibe tibe happy nak post sumthing sambil layan lagu Afgan nih (young & talented indon artist.. go & find what he has to offer @ youtube. ces, sempat promote tuh..doink!). ni dah blur balik plak. sakit la wei..... kenapa ni perut? jangan la macam ni sayang oi!

jap, saper mamat 8tv quickie nih? mengada-ngadanyer cakap omputeh! slang cam haram. booket jhalell (bukit jalil). akennaaa, geli tul. kalau pompunan tak per la..sebab pompuan memang mengada (im not exaggerating but its a straight fact, rite? tak nak ngaku sudah....). setakat nak buat british accent, aku leh buat. in fact anak tauke kedai Sin Yoon Seng kat rumah aku ni pun boleh buat.

eessyy dah la.. .sakit giler pulak ni... better go. u.......help me pleassshhh. damn! text la cepat!

layan je la k...

Please crack your head to answer these questions... your answers are DEFINITELY helping me to get rid off my "sangap"ness... (sigh!!)

- Sapi dgn lembu ada beza ke?

- Oprah dah gemuk balik eh?

- Kenapa citer Hindustan mesti 3 jam?

- Asal website MARA scholarships cam hampeh? Letak link, tp x leh click. demam tul!

- Kenapa music tu universal?

- Kenapa perempuan risau sgt psl berat badan lebih dari berat anak dia? or mak dia ke? or jiran
dia ke?

- Sudah gaharu cendana pula. Asal lak? Ape kaitan gaharu & cendana?

- Why most girls find House damn sexy?
Biarlah aku sorang jer! Sibok je yang lain-lain tuh! Hhhmmpph!! (korang tak payah la jawab
yang ni….tak pasal-pasal aku jadi emotional lak nih..iisssyyyy!)

- Sutera tak boleh bwk solat sbb najis. Abis, baju yang half cotton half silk, boleh x?

- Citer Hikmah kat astro tu ade berapa season sebenarnyer?

- Kenapa manusia suke perasan?

- Kenapa fon aku asyik x de credit jer?

tq..hehe

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

title apaan??? nggak ada lah!

aku tuh bingung deh... pening.. pusing.. waduh.. aku butuh minyak angin!

ini semua gara-gara streamyx yang semakin hari semakin sebel! gilak! iiihh pak tmnet, dibaiki dong internetnya! kok kerja yang sebegini gampang nggak bisa didatangi??

atau mungkin juga karena laptop ini yang semakin usang dimamah usia. cuman mana mungkin aku bisa gantiin sama yang baru. saku aku juga semakin robek!! loh gi mana dong???

enak banget ya kalo matirial-matirial yang aku inginkan itu langsung aku dapatin secara gratis... kayak orang kaya...huargh huargh huargh (camni ker gaya org indon gelak?? x per, blasah jer). rumahnya gede. mobilnya hebat. uangnya jutaan. kartu kredit baaaanyak skali. hape nya juga yang paling ngetop. nggak perlu ditambahin pulsa persis sekarang. Pakei aja yang namanya talian Lepas Bayaran. kondisi cowok harus bule yang ganteng. liburan ke luar negara perkara biasa doang. keren sih!!

nah! bunyik & lagaknya emang paling sempurna. tapi sedarin dong, itu semua hanyalah mimpi indah yang sedetik. ternyata hidup manusia itu nggak ada yang satu ratus persen perfect. pasti ada kelemahannya yang tersendiri.

ya udahh! omongnya jauh sampei ke timor timor. trus sedari tadi nggak ada satu titik pun yang bisa nyelesain masalah streamyx sialan ini! cikampek! brastagi! sundel bolong! jelangkong! kuntilanak! mak lampir! kris dayanti! ari wibowo! roma irama! hermantino! bakso! Aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!


* frens, nanti kumpul duit beli laptop paling latest skali utk birthday aku eh…hehe. aku tunggu tau… aku tunggu jer… aku tunggu eh.. aku tunggu nih..

Monday, October 27, 2008

Atie dearie's engagement..

Congrats ti...

U looked so happy & very much blissful... ;)

..amik berkat nih... semoga aura kau melekat kat aku.. hehe.. ;p


It was u who wanted this to be posted here 'aight, so dun blame me when somebody from $&%*@# starts to ask u what the heck is goin' on... hahaha.. biase la.. being kay-poh-chi is their trademark wut............. hhmm.. lantak la, as long as ure happy darling.


btw, the foods were lovely la.. yummmieess... ;D

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

CONFIDENCE IS A MUST!

CONFIDENT! CONFIDENT! CONFIDENT!
HEY! WHO SAID I CANNOT DO IT??
I CAN. I WILL. I AM CONFIDENT. MORE THAN EVER!


like this sweet toothless confident gurl.....

or perhaps something like over smiled lil' boy.....

or maybe this when there's nothing in this world could stop my confidence from growing HUGE....
or maybe i would turn out this worse (not bad wut..huh?). but, at least
I AM CONFIDENT OF MY OWNSELF!
xtra note: - thx babe, for making me see one of the most important things in life which i almost lost it.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

luvly soulfool gurlfrens

sket nyer awal bangun hari cuti nih..eerrgghh.. cita-cita tinggi tu nak jogging! wait a sec, me?? jogging??? hhmmm.................

shima, walaupun skali 2 parks kiter pegi, tapi exercise yang paling berpeluh skali were main buaian & mengumpat. uiissyy, sweating like crazy.. sihat kiter kalau tiap-tiap hari exercise cam tu...huhu. kau rr start ngumpat dulu, aku tolong back up jer dari belakang. ape-ape rr kau.

babe, thx so much for willingly gotten yourself up so early just to layan my demanding request semata-mata untuk release unnecessary tensions that have been clouding my mind plus the sleepless nites for the past few days...and nites of course. adeiii!

& to ima, thx for putting aside your tiredness just to layan my need of gurl-sharing-probs-talking & not to forget my crave for coffee malam-malam buta tu..

sayang korang! :D

p/s: (wink..wink) aku tgh promote korang ni... (wink again..) errrrr...x dapat pape ker?

nadia......

on da 15th of aug (wed morning), nadia had her first operation (minor surgery to be exact..huhu) ever as the sinus has reached to a quite "critical" stage & to realign the "crooked" nose bone...

her nenek got so worried & thank God abg pa managed to grab a flight ticket for mom to see her. nadia darling, maksu too was worried sick about your being but i wasnt able to join nenek as i needed to be at the office the whole week. im terribly sorry..

we prayed for u a lot dik.. & we are all glad that semua berjln lancar, Alhamdulillah... ;D

supposedly kan dik, u should ask the doctor to reshape your nose la dear...make it more mancung ker..hahaha.. no la.. i was joking sayang.. u are already pretty in our eyes!

get well soon & take good care of yourself alrite.. NEVER miss your meds intake. I heard u need to cut off (berpantang) the craves for your fav foods. tahan skit k.. its for your own good jugak. biar luka tu cepat sembuh.

cuti panjang ni jgn lepak jer.. u need to struggle for your upcoming exam plak ni..

nenek, ayah pa, auntie rita & maksu will always pray for u k.. dun worry.

u go girl!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Mission Possible

AGENT CODE: BG007

CURRENT BASE: my cozy lil’ bed

MISSION: executed food screenings at 5 suspected houses which allegedly having a dangerous
substance scientifically known as melamine mangkoayon contained in their
foods.

METHOD: by land

RESULT: halfly accomplished

TIME TAKEN: 11 hours and 34 minutes

JUSTIFICATION: massive traffic at all main roads

COMMENT/S (if any):
1) Cytot
- Yummy! great foods man. Your mom is really a good chef la… nyesal aku tak singgah kedai beli tupperware tadi..
- ppsssttttt......dia datang tak??

2) Yana
- tak berbaloi tul aku tunggu kau tau…hhmmpphh.. anyway, your braun buffel purse should have my credit ler.. nice…hehe

3) Id
- nice curtains (can I copy the idea?? thought of combining pink & dark purple.. cute kan? hhmmm... nak buat lah..nak buat lah..). Cool sub woofer. Practical multi purposed shelf.
- bilik tu musti baru lepas kemas siang tadi kan? tersusun semacam jek...haha..
- nanti aku set a date ngan your father eh.. nk rase mee kungfu gak!!!! Uuwwaaaaaaaa!!!! Ni semua fatin nyer pasal…………

4) Id's friends
- dah2 la tu buat rumah si Id cam rumah sendiri..
- lain kali sebelum melantak tu make sure salam ngan tuan rumah dulu eh.. kan mak dia dah tak kenal...hahaha
- pixies yang amik pakai HANDPHONE CANGGIH tu mesti lagi clear dari Olympus/Sony/Canon digital camera kan??? Hhmmm????? (pondering...)
- adik, leh tak buat posing lain..asyik gaya spiderman jer..org skrg dah Ben10 lar..

5) Fatin
– kau tak rase mcm nak hantar keter kau gi kedai ker? Kena service luar dalam tuh. Samak skali. Gas- gas asli yang SENGAJA dilepaskn tu sure ada bawww lg kan… eeeiiiyyyerrr, kalau keter aku yang kena tin, aku tukar seat tu dgn keter dia.. fuh, meremang lar bulu roma bile teringat bau tu tiba2 menusuk deria bau aku nih…perrghhh..trauma aku dibuatnyer.

6) Dalila
– vcd yang aku & id record APA yang kau dah buat kat rumah Id tu dah siap. Nanti aku fed-ex kan ke rumah bakal mak mertua kau eh? Tajuk kat vcd tu – “Semua Manusia Mempunyai Kelemahan Masing-Masing”. Amacam, ok x? penat tu aku ngan id memerah otak tagline ape paling SESUAI nak letak..

7) Ayah Dalila
- skrg kedai-kedai dah tak jual Kodak la uncle.. uncle rilex eh..

8) K.Waheeda
- sori kak. Saya dah mmg plan nak dtg rumah akak dgn Fatin & Dalila. Tapi kul 9mlm tu, ktorg dok stucked dalam jam lagi.. sori yer..;(

9) Ateh (makcik Fatin)
– bola 1 bola 2. bola 3 melapor. acik tau tak?? Tadi kan….fatin kan…dia kan…sebenarnya singgah kat mini market dekat ngan rumah acik tu… ha….teruk kan dia kan…rumah acik tak nak pegi…kedai sanggup pegi… nanti ada ape2 lagi, saya update acik eh?..bola 1 bola 2. bola 3 dah ngantuk.. tdo dulu eh. Sambung bola 4 esok plak.

10) Hajar – no comment.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

blogger on the go!!

ni kat rumah Id..hehe..masuk-masuk beraya rumah orang trus update blog..bengong x? huhu.. eh, tp ktorg salam la ngan tuan rumah dulu...

actually me,fatin & dalila baru balik beraya kat seremban. then ke kepong for Id's makan-makan. we are the first ones to come. so ape lg, bilik Id la menjadi tumpuan sementara nak menunggu turn solat asar..

jam teruk giler kat sg besi & jln kuching td.. errgghh.. driver cam poyo je td konon nk elak jam, amik alternative route, tup tup jalan yg lg satu ni punyer la jam tak hengatttttt!!!!!!! mak ai! 2 jam aku membalas pantun dlm keter ngan anak dara 2 org nih.. perut pun jadi lapar balik.

ok, my turn dh sampai..

pastu nak melantak..

lps ni nk g ambush rumah org lain lak!

ciao!!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Pathetic state of affairs...

tibe2 terpk nak tulis psl benda ni... something to ponder...hhmmmmmmmmm...

before i proceed with this so-called-sensitive- yet-a-common issue, i would like to highlight that im NOT against poligamy.. coz by doing dat, akidah kiter dah boleh "lari". ok.

i dun see & get it why our people are becoming very much westernized nowadays... kawin je cerai..kawin je cerai.. got married at a young age is practically good enuff in Islam (dpt la menjauhkn dosa berkepit dgn yg bkn muhrim), but in the end, bergadoh bagai nak rak dgn alasan konon dah tak serasi, mertua msk campur, bla bla bla.. then cerai with a common "tagline" - IRRECONCILEABLE DIFFERENCES.

so due to this, a lot of our people (as in MUSLIM) opt to living together as a non-married couple a.k.a bersekedudukan... senang. tak kawin. tak habis duit nak buat kenduri/hantaran/mas kahwin. no strong/concrete bond & commitment. klw break up tak payah naik turun mahkamah and family pun tak tanggung malu. huh! sounds easy kan.. yup, it is easy...as easy as it sounds.. but would it be easy for the person to answer for wut he/she did in front of Allah in the hereafter?????

Ok. Ini citer kalau dia tak nak kawin.

Yg agak parah jugak when the guy starts to get bored & fed up with the wife (dgn mcm2 alasan lah), pastu nk angkat kaki just like that. Aku PELIK la manusia2 mcm ni, serious pelik..

hello!!! Mase bercinta sanggup sehidup semati. Willing to accept each others’ weaknesses. Mase wedding vow, for better and for the worse, till death do us part, bla bla bla bla.. tapi lps kawin, bile tiba2 isteri ade penyakit, dapat anak lambat sikit, service not to what he expected, tup tap tup tap nak kawin dengan girlfren baru. I even have a fren which has the same case like this (byk lagi yg lain sbnrnyer..but her story is the closest one la). Got married, not so long after that she fell sick, so nak tak nak she had to depend on steroids which her doc advised not a suitable time to conceive. The hubby got fed-up with her ill condition (br brp bulan jer after kawin…), he found himself a betina lain, pegi keja balik keje, tmn shopping, kluar duit, bwk balik rumah with the cheapskate betina. Yg bini ni dok muntah2 kat umah, kluar masuk hospital, gi & balik ofis naik bas sendiri, & other things yg aku pun tak sampai hati nak citer la.

The best part was, the husband jatuhkan talak when she was on the hospital bed, STILL WARDED!!!! Taraaa! Terror tak mamat tu..woohooo! kire macho la bley buat perempuan mcm tuh! Dahsyat la lu bro!

Ok. Ni cerita kalau mangkuk tu masih ade air muka nak aniaya anak orang. Case dah fed up tgk muke isteri sendiri.

Yg ini which tak kurang hebat nyer jugak. Dah ada bini yg selama ni hidup susah senang sama2, mampu bagi zuriat, in fact same2 cari rezeki just to share the hubby’s financial burden. Again please, i did not mean to generalize every situation but this is what most men do (tak kire di bandar atau di kampung).

Dah kawin berbelas/berpuluh thn ni, tibe2 berkenan dgn secretary sendiri la, staff sendiri la, anak dara jiran kat kampong lar, anak tauke jual ayam kat pasar yg dia slalu pegi la, & ntah mcm2 lagi…tapi mesti ada ciri2 MUDA – BERGETAH – SEXY/LAWA. Otak cam lembu (bimbo) pun x de hal. Wahai lelaki, nabi kahwin lebih dari satu semata-mata untuk menyelamatkan balu yg suaminya syahid di medan perang, wanita yg sudah berumur, balu tawanan perang yg berketurunan yahudi untuk bebaskan dia, hamba perempuan yg mempunyai khitabah (hutang) yg tak mampu dijelaskan juga untuk dibebaskan, sahabat2 yg minta utk bermenantukan Rasulullah. Bukan semata-mata untuk makanan nafsu baginda. (kalau tak tau ni semua, gi google la! baca buku ke! dgr ceramah ke!)

Hehe..mase ni dan-dan la kluar statement nk ikut sunnah nabi, “mampu” (ker????), boleh bersikap adil, dah jodoh & etc.

Jap2…aku jawab satu2 eh…

1) hhmm…sunnah nabi eh? Yg nabi buat solat tahajjud every nite smpai bengkak2 kaki tu ko ikut x? nabi berjihad fisabilillah ko join ke? nabi bersedekah kesemua hartanya utk fakir miskin, ko buat ke? nabi masih boleh bersabar w/pun sampai tahap kaum2 jahiliyah lempar najis pada dia, ko boleh ikut ke? semut api geget pun dah menyumpah.. kalau kesemua ni tak boleh buat, apsal part nafsu nak ikut sangat?? Ckp je la dah miang, tak payah bg alasan hypocrite - ikut sunnah nabi..

2) mampu? Seriously mampu? How can u be so sure that u are able to provide EVERYTHING to accommodate the needs of your wives? Tu belum masuk anak-anak lagi. & jgn lupe keluarga mertuaS… ok, in terms of nafsu, fine, Viagra bersepah. Financially? Kalau poket besar, k fine. Boleh consider lg. hhmm.. wut about Spiritually? Educationally? Loves?

3) I really like this one & would love to hear from the people who actually practicing this..huhu. ADIL. Panjang kalau nk hujah psl adil ni alone. Lets start with, what is the definition of being adil? Adil ni byk cabang beb! As far as human being is concern, we are not maksum, unless we are prophet. How adil can u be to your wives? How long can u be adil yg hakiki to your wives? Im sure kalau siapa2 yg ade anak lebih dari satu, mesti ade salah seorang yang akan lebih disayangi compared to the rest. Paling pun yang paling dirapati. Maybe parents tu sendiri tak perasan, so dia rase la dia dah cukup adil pada anak2 dia, tapi orang lain boleh judge since the differences can be observed. Don’t u think this situation same goes to having more-than-1-wife situation??... And we know that being a fair leader is indeed required by Islam since it’s the back bone of a strong & healthy community which due to that, it will be one of the first questions to be asked by God.

4) “dah jodoh, nak buat mcm mane…”. Another common phrase. Kalau dah berpegang dengan kata-kata mcm ni, ape kate ko duduk je kat rumah, tak payah buat ape2. tak perlu susahkan diri pegi kerja, tak payah cari duit, tak payah cari makanan, kalau sakit, tak payah sibuk2 cari ubat. Duk melongok goyang kaki kat rumah. “Kan rezeki, jodoh, ajal tu semua di tangan Tuhan”!! amacam ok???

I would like to stress that this is only my thought & my perception towards this issue based on the actual cases that the people who are close to me had been experienced + yang memang nampak dpn mata kepala ku sendiri + other sources.. However, polygamy is admittedly considerable since the numbers of women are greater than men. Tapi sebelum buat apa-apa pun keputusan, fikirlah dalam2 dulu. Jgn sampai menganiaya orang lain. Sesungguhnya Allah taala itu Maha Adil. What goes around comes around. Wallahua’lam.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Salam Aidilfitri!

i guess its not too late for me to wish Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri & Maaf Zahir Batin to everybody who knows me..


i know its been awhile i haven't post a single write up dgn sebab2 "kesibukan" nk raya + malas + no idea to update this blog..huhu.

well, raya tahun ni tak balik kampung pun, coz me mom pun got back from Madinah on the 3rd day of raya, abg bis & family pulak br nak bertolak fr t'ganu on 1st day raya, k.da & anwar takde kat m'sia (this is their second time beraya sendiri...isk.isk..isk..). so yg tinggal berapa kerat la sgt famili ku disini.. ;(

but its ok.. i tried my level best to decorate the house..put last year's pelita buluh kat gate umah, bought lampu ketupat kat ikea to hang on the grill, beli biskut tunjuk seket punye banyak, gatal gi cari lagi balang2 biskut kat kedai, part masak tu my eldest sis (k.ti) & our helper nyer part la (coz im too busy & tired mengemas rumah..hehe), tak ckp lg tu mlm raya we all gi jln masjid jamek (yg bapaknyer besoor & panjang bazaar dia) konon nk tgk la kot ade baju2 kurung yg murah & berkenan di hati.. & know wut!!! we did not stopped at baju raya je, dgn stokin (ade ke dia jual 4 for 5 bucks), berus gigi $1 (oral b lg nyah), alas kusyen $5 satu, bracelet $1, necklace yg cun2 tuh $8 jer satu & ntah ape2 lg la yg ngarut2 ktorg beli... baju kurung yg seratus lebih, i cud get like $35 - $40 jer on that nite, apelagi masing2 naik hantu rr beli barang.. eerrgghh.. smpai kul 1 pagi jgk la merenyam kat situ..

1st day raya, as usual g solat raya, then g kubur ayah, then balik mkn2 & take family pictures (yg tak brp nak lengkap tu), then masing2 keluar g rumah mertua.. since im still "mertualess", so i just followed k.ti to shah alam..

2nd day raya meriah skit coz abg bis & family were already here. the whole family gi ramai2 beraya kat our uncles' houses.

3rd, 4th, 5th - wacthing raya tv programmes marathon...

6th - im not working!!! yeay!! bls dendam balik..huargh huargh huargh!!!

newayz, dlm byk2 raya pixies, i cud only afford to paste this one as others mls nk cari dlm file kat laptop ni.... yes, i know, aku mmg pemalas..................................