Wednesday, December 31, 2008

STOP THE TORTURES!!!

As a muslim, aku tak nak turut ketinggalan dalam usaha membantu saudara kita di Palestin. Cukuplah melihat israel laknatullah menyembelih umat-umat Islam di sana. Darah-darah mereka dah macam takde value di mata musuh Allah ni. Dont wait for others to start it. This is a call to perform our duties. Lets play our part and combine our strength in wutever forms to help the Palestinians now!

- we may donate direct to any funds meant for Gaza bombing victims (money is more preferrable as it will be needed to buy medical supplies and foods. the rest will spend for their shelters).
1) Palestine Relief Fund by Mercy Malaysia
2) Tabung Bantuan Asia Barat by TV3
3) Gaza Humanitarian Fund by Malaysian for Peace

- we may become volunteers (apa-apa position pun) for NGO bodies. bley refer to these websites, but please google for more....
1) http://www.mercy.org.my
2)
http://www.peacemalaysia.com/

- pray hard to Allah taala for their safety

Sunday, December 28, 2008

another baby boom in the Kasri's family

Alhamdulillah... our cute little Maryam was born on 17th of Dec at 4 in the morning. waiitt...place of birth? in mom's car!! driver? who else..the husband lor! im not kidding ok. along just cannot tahan oredi. elok je sampai kat depan hospital emergency entrance tu, dah tak menyempat dah. but relax...the nurses were there. semua ok, baby was able to pee, jaundice-free, then petang dah discharged.



Mak, Amir & Amin went to T'ganu on the 18th. Kire dey all la team KL paling awal sekali sampai.


Second was the Johor Team - K.Ti, Abg Jijan, Nadia & Baby Alysa. They reached there on the 25th thursday morning.

Followed by Abg Pa, K.Rita, me and all the budak-budak. We all sampai nak dekat maghrib hari yang sama.

Last team that was never reached was the London Team - K.da & Anwar… hehe.. (sori rr… ni dah letak gamba…tgk la puas-puas. comel! best jer dukung dia sebab tak nangis… ooppss, sori again. didn’t meant to make u guys jealous…ahaks..)

tengok anak-anak nepal ni! nak jugak interframe....adei..

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Kenapa perasaan yang paling susah untuk difahami..?

Baru-baru ni aku ade borak dengan kazen aku. As usual, ade la terselit pasal “status update”..haha. so satu demi satu citer keluar... Hhmmm..conclusion dari citer-citer ni ialah perempuan ni suka sangat simpan perasaan pada diri sendiri & in the end bile dah terlambat nak frust tak tentu hala. Essentially, dalam borak-borak tu I was pretty engrossed over ‘something’ that made me contemplated (for quite sometime....hhmmm??), relating, rationalizing and smile. Why? Because it was coming from a guy! And the best part is, I think I should share that ‘something’ here…;D

“mcm mane kite nak tau kite sayang or cinta pada orang tu…”

“kite tau kite sayang kat orang tu bile kite rasa selesa bile dia ade dengan kite. Tapi kita cinta pada orang tu bile kita start rasa gelisah/restless/serabut/jalan mundar mandir/buat benda semua tak betul/asyik glance kat fon jer/mata jadi juling jap/eh macam-macam lagi la bile orang tu tak ada bersama kiter”.

“owh…ok. Abis how do we know the guy is having the same feeling towards us?”

“guys wont know if gurls don’t tell us. kalau dah dua2 pun tak bagitau, behaving like two egoistic wanted-to-be-in-loved-badly humans & somehow expecting that the other person would open his/her mouth first, sampai bile-bile pun tak kan tau. Even though our mentality are literally different than gurls, but we still breath like girls breath, we blink our eyes just like gurls do and the person that always lingering in our mind is the person that we miss the most at that point of time.

Isn’t that what we do too gurls? Haha…..bingo!

TAPI perempuan….. semestinya ada terselit kemas sifat-sifat ke'konservatif'annya & pemalunya walau macam mane modern dan hu-ha nyer dia. Orang nak kater kuno pun kuno la.. Bagi perempuan, itu kan tugas kaum adam when it comes to having the guts to confess about their feelings for the gurl. Tapi berbaloi ke mengorbankan perasaan sendiri tanpa berusaha mencuba semata-mata kerana malu atau tak nak dianggap “melanggar” tradisi timba mencari perigi atau mungkin juga kerana ego yang tak disedari…?

Tak ke tindakan ni dianggap bodoh atau dungu atau tolol? The answer is YES, by a certain people. Memang logic pun! Alrite, positively thinking u might have your happiness that gonna lies widely ahead of u, with condition u’re brave enuff to try your luck. Especially when there are chances & opportunities for u to do it. Of course it will be such a heartbreaking when he turns u down, BUT at least u’ve tried and that is the most important part. By some means, kite akan rase puas hati walaupun mission tidak berjaya.

Ye kerr? Tapi kiter kan perempuan…..??!!??!!! eergghh, back to square one dowh!

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

the happy fatin...

Alrite..alrite.. your turn (ade jugak aku copy paste sarah’s entry into your entry ni Fatin…huhu).

Untuk tatapan kawan-kawan kau yang saje je biarkan aku drive sorang-sorang tak berteman…isk isk isk…bukan aper, ngantok tau tak takde orang kat sebelah ni ha! I was freaking close to cause myself into an accident on the way to your house tu… eergghh..terbeliak mata aku sekejap. TapI 10mnt je la tobat tu, after dat mata aku turun separuh balik…;p

Rite after I reached fatin’s house, her future mother-in-law tengah sarung cincin. Aahhh..lega aku sempat ade mase tu. Alalalala tin….comeinya muka! Hidung import ka? To cut this story short, bakal ustazah ni nampak caaannteekk sangat.. uuiisssyyy bertuoh aih ustaz mana la dapat kat hang ni…. ;D


p/s: pixies to be downloaded from elin’s multiply…sabaq no!!!

Thursday, December 18, 2008

the happy sarah....

On 13th dec sat morning, our dear fren Sarah turned out to be someone different. Makeup 5 inci tebal. Not forgetting the fake eyelashes..sampai tok leh bukak mater rr! haha.. Infact that was my first experience looking at Sarah having ‘everything’ on her face ever since I’ve known her, and at that time we were like in our form 4! Belum masuk baju lagi..perrgghh..lip lap lil lap. Cam lampu! MeghelĂ©ppp! Beads sane beads sini..hhmmpphh..kelllasss nyah! Tudung plak style wassini…ala-ala veil gitu kan!

So, that was her big day to get a “P” license..hehe.. babe, lesen P baru tau, belum ade cop halal dari jakim lagi okay ;p.

U looked so radiant Sar!
(pixies to be uploaded later....sowie!)



Eerrr…Sarah’s frens looked radiant too rite???
(pixies to be uploaded later....sowie!)


Nice ring! Aku rase kalau camera ni takde anti-shock, sure dah blur pic ni. Mane tak, tangan kau obviously shaking mase tu. Aku plak yang cuak + nak tergelak kau tau! dah macam org sakit Parkinson pun ade aku nengok..adei! Nasib la bakal nenek mertua kau tu rabun tak teruk. Kalau tak sure dia dah give up nak sarung cincin kat kau. Last-last jari orang lain yang disarungnya! Adei…
(pixies to be uploaded later....sowie!)



Lepas tu kan, I heard someone says “YEAHHHHH!” (dengan tangan-tangan naik atas) when Alif asked about her first reaction after officially being Ilyas’s fiancĂ©.. kihkihkih! Aku suke babe! Statement paling jujur penah aku dengar. ;D
(pixies to be uploaded later....sowie!)

Newayz, we are so happy for u darling!

Monday, December 15, 2008

Anugerah Pelakon Drama Terbaik bagi tahun 2008 jatuh kepada ……….

…..….. Mohammad Ridzman Zidaine!

Uissyy......tau ler bersunat tapi idok ler belakon ghuper cenggitu Iman oi!

Hari rabu lepas, Iman had his ‘little punai bird’ being circumcised. His mama suggested it to be done by a specialist at DSH. But Iman & his abah were reluctant enough to proceed with the suggestion as they have their “own” doctor to do it. Sebab Iman’s frens + his abah’s friend’s sons also went there. Ok, tak kesah la tu. Janji doctor tu buat bagus.

Hari sudah tiba, sampai jer kat CHOSEN clinic tu, si Iman dah start gelabah. Mat tu kan memang penakot. Nak gi toilet siang-siang hari pun nak orang temankan..adei. so, macam biase register then tunggu turn kena panggil. Tunggu punye tunggu, ade this very frail sickly old man walking into the clinic with crutch and his maid was aiding him to walk! So go figure how old this man is?

My mom first thought was, “kesian orang laki ni..sickly betul nampak. Tp kenapa maid dia yang pimpin dia, not his wife? Hhmmm.”
Well I think anybody would think of it too rite?
Then suddenly Abg Pa said to mom, “Ni la doctor tu mak” as he greeted & shaked hands with the doctor rite after he acknowledges him.
My mom was taken aback hearing to Abg Pa’s telling with her are-you-serious kinda face. Im not being offensive, but for God sake lar, he should be rest at home at this age.

So, it was Iman’s turn. Time ni dia dah start panick & melalak giler! Aku rase mayb mamak kat mohsin tu pun bley dengar suara Iman. Puas la mama dia pujuk cakap “tak sakit”, “macam kena gigit semut jer”, “iman nak ikut mama tak nanti coz kalau iman tak nak sunat, mama bawak akif jer”, bla bla bla bla.

Nangis iman pun jadi reda sket. Tapi ini tidak bermaksud concert ni dah abis yer para pembaca sekalian..hhmmm. Iman lied down on the bed (its called bed rite??..uh wutever!). As he was trying his very best to calm himself down, the not-young-at-all doctor asked Iman to move forward a bit & guess wut? It happened several times ok! Astaghfirullah, if I were there I would’ve shouted at the doctor to make a small petty little effort to LEAN forward instead of asking the scared-to-death boy to adjust his position. Iman tu dah la tengah panick & takut giler, doctor tu plak sket-sket suh ke depan. Dari budak dah rase comfortable, berani sket & tak nangis, bile kena tukar position macam tu, mestila dia jadi uncomfortable & takut balik.

To make it worst, the doctor treated Iman like an adult. Ade ke dia boleh cakap “alaaa bersunat, mesti la ade jugak rase sakit tu”. Kau ingat anak sedara aku ni budak sekolah menengah ke nak bagitau macam tu?? Mama dia dengar hangin jer…ye la penat dia jual kat anak dia “tak sakit” la, macam geget semot” la, sampai kat doctor ni cakap lain plak. Konon tak nak tipu la kot. But c’mmon! The little boy is trying damn hard just to assemble every courage left in him to face this thing plus dia budak kecik la..bukannya boleh jadi pain-absorbance cam orang dewasa.

Dah nak start so-called surgery tu, dia main redah jer buat. Tangan plak tergetar-getar nak start cut tu. Adoi! Sian kat Iman. Lg 1, borak-borak la dulu ngan budak tu. U know like ask him cuti sekolah ni buat ape…. or ready tak nak naik darjah next year or maybe wut do u like to do when u are free…kan? I mean try to create a conversation lar & bile budak tu dah leka & hilang panick sket, baru la start the procedure. Ini tak! Nurses yang kat situ pun same jugak. Tu yang Iman non-stop melalak tu. K.rita tension jer. Sian dia. I mean both of them. Akif tengok abang dia menjerit sakit macam tu, ape lagi dengan dia-dia skali la join nangis…

After he sedated that part, next is to slit the skin. Banyak plak tu yang dia amik. So darah memang dashed out profusely. Ingatkan dah habis ni, kire settle la. Rupe-rupenyer, tu baru muqaddimah jer. Next, slowly the doctor pulls the skin out. Ceplap…ceplap...ceplap…got sound somemore u know! K.rita started to feel giddy with the blood smell and of course looking at his own son facing the pain. Until the final procedure, the doctor used an apparatus called clamp ke ape benda ntah name dia. Ni kira macam new method of joining the skin caused of the wound unlike the common practice of sewing it. I’ve heard too about there’s a new medical procedure in town that offers less pain and able to give quick recovery. So I think this is the one lar…

All we are doing now is to pray & ask Allah taala for Iman to get well soonest possible.

Well ni semua scenes kat clinic. Meh cek nak tunjok scene kat ghumoh plak naaa!

Muke iman dengan kain pelikat dia memang stock sedey giler ghupe. Pastu sikit-sikit nangis. Time nak telan ubat la paling susah skali. Macam nak suruh telan racun. Bile suruh kepit hidung sebab tak nak dia rase ubat tu, degil tak nak pulak. Yang tak tahan tu, nenek dia datang la bawak ikan haruan untuk cucu dia. Masuk-masuk rumah, trus tanya how r u doing, sakit lg ker, usap-usap kepala, bibir mat tu terus jadik cebik, pastu menangis macam orang giler. Dah la berbogel sebab kain pelekat tak nak ikat…adus..


Kawan datang jer, trus ikat kain pelikat, duduk rilek depan tv main PS. Kejap main naruto, pastu tukar soccer plak, pastu bolt, boring dengan bolt tukar car racing plak, then tukar naruto balik. Akenna aiii! Tak ke mengelirukan tu..???????



Dats why i said the Most Outstanding-Dramatic-Plastic Drama Actor for year 2008 goes to Iman!

Hari ni dia bukak clamp. Sampai umah, rilek2 jap, tibe-tibe2 dia hilang. Rupenyer dia dah sarung sluar gi tengok orang main bola kat padang. Ya Allah. Mane tak tempat tu dah macam swollen skit. Takut sceptic jer & getting fever.

Anyway, Iman terror kan! Orang terror & good boy je yang berani sunat tau. Lepas sunat iman sure nampak handsome nyer… uuiissyy ramai la awek mat salleh nak kat Iman nanti. Haa…maksu tak tau!

Monday, December 8, 2008

Selamat Hari Raya Qurban!

Selamat Hari Raya ‘Iduladha to all muslimin & muslimat out there. Hope that this year, our understanding & appreciation with the meaning of qurban are literally & practically better.

To k.da & anwar, again we are celebrating this holy day, hundreds & thousands miles away. One thing for sure that nothing in this world could ever weaken the loves between us. I guess its just made our family bonding became stronger than ever. The KASRIs here are missing u guys sooo much!

Kat sini hujan since last nite til the current hour as im writing now. So nak visit kubur ayah pun tak leh. Sian kat dey all yang jual lemang sepanjang-panjang row yang biase kite beli tu… anyhoo, hujan tu kan rahmat ;)

Since im entirely bored now, I think I should show u some “humble pixies” which u might be interested with la k.da…ngeh ngeh ngeh…

Hidangan di pagi raya…. ;D
Menu tak la sehebat raya puasa ari tu, tapi disebabkan chef ramai sangat, sampai nak buat decision banyak mane nak tambah garam/gula pun kena berdebat..adei. dengan mak yang kuat masinnya, dengan k.ti yang ntah ape-ape2 punyer taste, dengan k.lia kiter yang kuat manisnyer, akhirnya lidah saya jugak yang masih boleh diguna pakai…. Well, dah dari kecik dididik cenggitu, kan kan kan…



Yummy baby! Masak lomak rebung, rembat from rumah Aunty Yak.
Hey, i heard sumbody had asked a butcher about “beef mutton”??? gapo dio menate tu? im sure Chef Wei pung tok penoh denga such a perkatae! u really made us laughed our heart out man!

Jangan la jealous abang war…. Ok2, ni last pic k.. specially for u! BUCUK macam abang! ;p


Next year, u guys gonna anticipate such sumptuous-delicacies-daily menu rr ek? All the excellent chefs from here will be imported there – K.rita, K.rita’s mom & of course MAK KITER!! Damn!

‘aight, my yawning really giving the signal that I should take a nap. Kenyang la katerkan…hehe..


p/s: jazakallah for the chocolates…especially nougats. errgghh, so fattening yet freaking irresistible just to hold myself not to finish one whole box!

Saturday, December 6, 2008

:(

peh! toyernyer rase....

ma, aku nak tergelak la dok teringat pasal malam semalam...ruz memang penyelamat dunia rr (thx ruz!) , macam nak selamatkan "puteri raja" dari istana...woohooo..haha.

macam kau cakap, pegi sorang, balik bawak minah endon which rupe macam orang tengah lari dari rumah setinggan yang baru lepas kena ambush dengan polis kastam..!! patut amik rr gamba aku mase tu..wakaka..

dengan baju tidor batgirl aku tu kan... time kaseh la dengan sesi therapy kau (yang tak de pun lilin-lilin arometherapy tuh wei..). aku baring kat kerusi tu bukan pasal aku ni patient olok-olok kau ma, tapi aku dah ngantuk sebenarnyer babe...adei..

siap set time takut kakak aku dah sampai...nasib helper aku kawtim ngan kiter wei. tolong bukak pintu dapur...wakakakaka..

last-last, keter kakak aku belakang kite..haha..aku nak berguling rr bile pikir balik sesi sedey aku malam tadi...

lagi satu scene tak tahan tu, aku siap berlakon gayut tepon kat dapur...bengong! kau tau ma, aku dah budget minah ni sure masuk dapurnyer..aku dah ready dah. tup tup, on da way dia g dapur, dia tanya kat helper aku,
"hajar maner? dah tdo eh?"
helper aku tak nak sambung subahat lagi, dia diam buat bodo jek.. aku dah nak bantai gelak dah kat tepi freezer. kakak aku sampai sink, dia tak nampak aku lagi, dia pusing kanan jer, dia nampak aku tengah tengok dia (buat-buat cam muke blur) sambil tangan pegang handphone (macam citer hantu jepun ke korea ntah yang ade small lil boy muka pucat duk bawah meja tu..ape name film tu aku tak ingat)... dia punyer menjerit terkejut, astaga dengan aku-aku skali nak menjerit kau tau! hampeh tul...mase tu rr aku gelak habis-habisan nyer.. abis aku kena sumpah ngan kakak aku. adei...

kul 2 tu, aku dah pening-pening dah.. malas nak pikir la ima, shimsss...

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Alhamdulillah....

after so many years with immeasurable hardships (God knows...(sigh)), today im able to say this to my "house"..... ~Selamat Graduasisasi!!!!~

i pushed for december & u doubled it with crutchless... ;D

really proud of u...!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Kisah budak bijak & pendrive pinjamnya.

Pada suatu hari, budak bijak (bukan name sebenar) ni sibok menyiapkan report penting for a VERY important meeting to be held on MONDAY MORNING. Punye la banyak nak buat, dia bawak la balik rumah nak settlekan. Since pendrive dia dah penuh, dia pinjam la pendrive org lain. Sampai sekali dua pinjam (poyo giler budak bijak nih..). Since the size of the report is quite big, the file was zipped. Disbbkan penah few times hilang kerja sbb tersilap tak save dlm archive, this time budak bijak ni mengambil langkah “berhati-hati”. Awal-awal lagi dia dah extract the file and save to C drive dlm laptop dia. Ok, buat punyer buat sampai kul 2 pagi, tinggal sikit je lagi nak siap. Since budak bijak ni pun dah ngantuk, dia pikir sambung je la esok & boleh terus submit to the boss for REVIEWING (mcm biase la kan..).

Kat ofis plak, keje lain berlambak2 menyebabkan budak bijak ni kena sambung report tu after lunch. dia pun laju jer siapkan report straight from the pendrive pinjam tuh. Since start pun lambat, budak bijak tu only able to submit the work by late afternoon. Dah siap, dia pun email la pada bosses yang sepatutnya do the reviewing process. Since report tu agak complicated & amik mase nak buat, budak ni rase legaaaa yang teramat sangat bile semua dah selesai. aaaahhhh… macam ada satu beban besar yang dah terlepas dari bahu.

Dalam mase yang same, budak bijak ni remind the boss not to forget to look at the file & once dah approve pandai2 la email to secretaries for compilation process to be tabled at the meeting.
“boss, jgn lupe eh email tu.., saya dah submit tau. Those yg i colored in blue shows unsured figures & its explanation (dah klw figure tak tau, mmg la tak leh nak explain kan..doink!) and those yg I colored in red plak, I cant find the facts..u know like those certs concerning the general side.. alrite boss??” the budak bijak explained in detail with hope that the boss will understand & dun have to ask much lor...
The boss then replied, “aa aahh, ok. I know. I’ll look at it later…tgh busy sgt la ni”.
The budak bijak nodded showing understood.

Friday passed by, and the weekend. Of course la budak bijak ni syok giler balik kejer ari jumaat tu kan.. Allah je yang tau how the budak bijak needs rest so much that the budak bijak could care less about any other things. From Monday til Friday tu, dia keje mmg mcm nk mati. Sikit lagi je nak hospitalised (aku kasi dramatic sket la…).

Dah pinjam barang orang, mesti la kena pulangkan balik kan.. siap ckp lagi,
“Lin (memang nama sebenar), thx eh for ur pendrive..”
“delete je k kiter nyer folder dlm tu.. DAH TAK PAKAI DAH…”
senyum & trus chow balik rumah tanpa melihat kebelakang lagi..berbunga jer hati…huhu

Masuk hari isnin, mata budak bijak ni terbeliak..sampai mcm nak terkeluar bijik mata.. on the budak bijak’s desk, there was a printed report with a familiar handwriting using a familiar black wet inked pen. It says,
“not update”
“I thought we should show a profit figure in oct, why still loss? – to check”

“ why is the provison of bonus comm has not yet been reversed? – to check”

This is certainly not my boss's handwriting. This is GM's... shoot!
Then another thing that makes the budak bijak felt like a golf ball being stucked in the throat… - “Sept 2008”
wut the ……???????
mane gi file oct aku???
aku silap send file ker???
Ker mamat ni yang silap tgk nih…hhhmmm. Tak kan la boss tak check dulu kot..

Panick starts to rush down the blood, but budak bijak tried to compose xxxself. Budak bijak quickly checked the sent item in xxx email.
Dun tell me…………………….………...
OMG!
how could i not see this on Thursday??


stat dah interrogate diri sendiri. Habis….. sadaqallah hul ‘azim..

Since kejer tu sepatutnyer direview dulu, budak bijak ni pun gi la double confirm ngan boss dia wether boss dia ni check tak file tu. Normal la kan. Aku rase kalau aku kena pun aku buat benda yang same jugak…ahaks. Ape2 carik boss dulu.. korang tau ape boss dia jawab,
“email financial highlights? Ntah, saya tak sempat nak review pun… & tak fwd la kat sape-sape”.
Budak bijak tu rase nak baling jer selipar kat boss dia tuh. Kau boleh tak review keje tu & pls dun expect my first touch on it would be flawless.. heeyyyy, ni yang gua hangin satu bdn nih!

Ape lagi kelam kelibut rr carik the correct report kat shared folder, c drive, recycle bin, pc org tu, pendrive org ni, tak jumpe jugak.. call org IT, pun tak leh nak retrieve. Pastu tibe-tibe teringat..
entah-entah benda tu kat dlm Lin punyer pendrive lagi kot…
adusss..aku tak save kat dlm c ker rupenyer!!!
mampooss aku…meeting pagi ni..

“korang, ade nampak Lin tak? Dia kat ne ek?
“wut? Cuti??”
oh maaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!

K, rilex rilex…budak bijak gruntled underneath *** breath. Call akak secretary dulu, reconfirm meeting time coz ni dah kul brp. klw meeting pagi tak kan tak start lagi dok? hhmm.. so eventually the budak bijak picked up the phone receiver & dialed 1223....
“kak, meeting ari ni actually kul berape?
“semua cari saya? yer yer saya tau memang semua orang nak pakai slides ni.”
“oh kul 2.15? Alhamdulillah. Dun worry. Ape-ape hal I’ll update u k. Just hold on to my words. I’ll make sure I’ll get those things before lunch”.
“Thx kak”.

Ok, mase ni budak bijak dah start rr nglupur dia.. tanya org tu tanya org ni, mcm la org-org yang dia tanya tu tau kan.. name jer bijak, tapi tak de la sangat, indah nama dari orangnyer. hhmmm…. call si Lin, tapi tak angkat. Bidak bijak ni pikir nak pegi la cari Lin kat rumah dia sbb rumah sewa dia dekat je ngan ofis. Tapi sebelum tu, nasib baik la si budak bijak ni terpikir nak tanya dulu kat Nazma (juga bukan nama sebenar), kawan rapat dgn si Lin ni. Investigate punye investigate, Lin tak tidor kat rumah sewa dia semalam. Dia tido umah cousin dia. Tapi tak tau which one, either kat gombak or kat wangsa maju. Sudah! Camno ni? Budak bijak dok ligat la otak dia memikir jalan nak dapatkan balik pendrive tu.

Bile dah desperate tu kan, sape-saper pun jadi panjang akal. Mase ni start la call mak Lin la, boyfriend Lin la, sepupu Lin la, asal ada jer yang kait mengait ngan Lin, memang confirmed jadi mangsa budak bijak ni and tak ketinggalan, Nazma pun dah masuk jadi watak utama drama ni tau. Tapi semuanyer tak tau mane Lin or orang tu sendiri pun tak pick up fon jugak. Giler babeng tul.

Nak dijadikan citer, mak Lin call Nazma balik. Dia cakap Lin maybe tido kat wangsa maju umah kazen dia. malas nak tunggu lama-lama lagi, budak bijak dan ditemani oleh Nazma (yang sangat baik hati nak tolong mase ni) berlari ke kereta and drove straight to the nearest lrt station coz according to Nazma dats the fastest & safest (takut la ape-ape jadi sbb si budak bijak ni dah gabra sangat dah) way to go to the house. Berlari-lari la budak dua orang ni naik turun lrt & dah sampai kat wangsa maju tu, termengah-mengah plak naik turun tangga flat.

Sampai jer, dengan tak kenal sape-sape kat umah tu, budak-budak ni bagi la salam.
“Assalamualaikum..hhmm..err.. Wan ade umah cik?”. Jangankan korang, aku pun pelik kenapa nak cari Lin tapi sebut nama Wan. Si Nazma suh tanya nama Wan sebab Wan tu sedara Lin. Still, kalau dah Wan tu sedara Lin, makcik tu mesti la aunty Lin kan. Adeeii..susahnyer nak paham plot citer ni!
“Waalaikumussalei…Wei? Wei tak dok? Gi beli ike kak keda nu..” ler..makcik ni dari kelantan rupernyer..hmm..ok. nasib budak bijak tu paham.
“Wan tak der yer cik..hhmm..Lin ade tak? Lin ade tido sini tak cik mlm tadi? Sebenarnye kami ni dari office. Nak cari Lin sebab Lin ade simpan kejer. Penting sangat. Nak pakai hari ni”. Mase ni baru la nak tanya Lin kan.
Muke makcik tu cam blur jer bile nazma sebut nama Lin. “Lin? Sapo? Tak dok oghe namo Lin tido sini male tadi..”. Sudah! Nak tercabut jantung budak bijak tu dengar Lin tak de kat situ. Bergetar lutut…Muka dah pucat. Lagi berapa jam nak meeting ni. Nazma pun terpikir,
“kalau mcm tu boleh saya dapatkan nombor Wan tak cik?
“hehe…mokcik tok tau pulok nomor Wei beghapo..hehe..”
. Rilek jer makcik tu jawab tersengih-sengih sambil tengok muke anak kecik dia kat situ.

Budak bijak & Nazma dah blur dah. Tak kan no hp anak sendiri tak tau kot? Hhmm.. maybe makcik ni tak ingat coz dia tak pakai hp kan. Tibe-tibe anak pompuan dia yang umur lebey kurang darjah 3-4 gamaknyer, keluarkan hp & cari no. abang dia. Akhirnya dapat jugak no Wan ni. At least kan…

Baru la makcik mary ni ade kesempatan nak menjemput masuk rumah & baru si budak bijak terpisat-pisat nak follow, tibe-tibe dengar suara Nazma tgh cakap kat telefon,
“A’kum Wan. Ni Nazma, kawan Lin. Wan tau tak Lin kat mane sekarang? Ade urgent matter la nak jmpe dia ni”.
“huh? Wan pun tak tau ke? ok, takper. Tapi boleh mintak tlg sket tak, Wan tolong callkan bf Lin yer, kot dia tau Lin katne…”
.
“k, thx Wan. A’kum.”

Terus dua-dua tak jadi masuk dalam umah. Gelap jap jadi dunia ni. Makcik mary pun dari berdiri tunggu orang masuk, trus duduk. Dia pun blur agaknyer, aku ni kena buat air tak ni? Karang air dah jerang, cekodok dah goreng, budak-budak sakai ni tak nak masuk plak. Dah la main serang jer orang kat umah. Cari Lin. Lin mano pulok. Do oh sungguh la budok budok zame sekare nih!

Tengah-tengah otak kosong tu + tok leh nak pikir ape lagi dah, Nazma dapat call from Wan.
“yer Wan! Dia pun tak tau jugak? Adei..camne ni?
Oh, hari ni pulang jubah convo eh? Hhmm..tul gak. Sure kat shah alamnyer kan.. k, thx again Wan”.

Ape lagi Nazma angkat kaki trus nak turun tangga. Nasib la si budak bijak sedar lagi,
“oi cik kak, salam dulu…haha..ko nih!”.
“a’ah luper lak..hehe”.
si Nazma reply dgn selamber blurnyer baru nak gi salam makcik mary...adei..

Ape lagi, lari turun tangga, cross jalan depan flat tuh tanpa nak pedulik sangat keter kiri kanan, beli tiket lrt, lari naik escalator, dussyyuummm masuk lam lrt. Fuh, penaaatt.. macam citer speed yg Keanu Reeves tu berlakon pun ade gak adegan nih. Ala-ala la kan.. habeh, tak kan aku nak cakap harry potter kot?? Nak buat lawak pun agak-agak rr…akenna aaii!

Dalam lrt tuh, tangan budak-budak 2 orang tak putus call si Lin & mulut plak tak putus berzikir. Peerrggh, tawakal mase ni tak hengaatttt!!!! Allah dah tentukan jalan citer ni macam ni, tengah-tengah call berjuta-juta kali tu, Lin angkat fon. Rase macam nak melompat si budak bijak ni mase tu.
“Ya Allah Lin Kok Wing! Ni kau ker? Aku cam tak percaya je siot dpt ckp ngan kau nih! Huhu.. Dah naik berkulat kematu jari aku ni menelepon ha! Asal ko silent fon kau tuh??”
“Lin ko kat ne skrg?
“Damansara??” Ape jadahnyer ko bley ade kat Damansara?”
“K, aper-aper la Lin. Mcm ni, pendrive yang aku pinjam kat kau last week, ade kat ko tak skrg?” “Aku boleh tersilap send file la kat boss. File yang betul tu aku terlupe plak nak save kat pc aku..iisssyy..tolong Lin”.

“ye aku tau aku memang sengal. Ko simpan je kutukan-kutukan tu nanti eh.. kiter settle yang ni dlu”.
“hah???? Ko dah delete? Kat cc?”
“oh, ok. Nak retrieve balik? Thx Lin. Jumpe ko trus kat ofis eh”.
“A’kum”.

Budak bijak pandang Nazma, Nazma pandang budak bijak. Dua- dua senyum & baru la rase boleh bernafas balik.. lega skit. At least dah nampak la cahaya pulang ke ofis tu kan..

Sampai ofis, kejap lps tu Lin sampai. Once Lin angkat jer PENDRIVE HIKMAT tu, mata budak bijak tibe-tibe cam ade effect bersinar-sinar dek pancaran keramat kuasa pedang sailormoon bergabung dengan kuasa kesatria baja itam bile pendrive gaban tuh kelihatan! Dahsyat tul citer ni (korang yang bacer rase cam teruja kan, ni lagi aku yang tulis..peerrgghh, terharu babe!! macam nak menitik air mata tau!) Sempat mambu-mambu si lin sekejap sebab silent kan fon dia tu, ckp thx lebey kurang, lari naik lift kat building ofis tu, duk kat kusi, cocok pendrive, panggil Mr G (hhmm..nama pangkal tu nama sebenar la) to do brief checking, amend figures sane sini sket, pap email trus kat GM, cc to other bosses, blind copied to kuli-kuli lain.

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. siap!

Soalan:
Apakah warna, jenama & kapasiti pendrive tersebut?

Lengapkan slogan kata ini:
Sumpah saya akan check sent item saya setiap kali menyubmit kerja kerana……… (tidak lebih dari 1 patah perkataan).

Hadiah pertama, kedua & ketiga (semua same sebab hadiah memang ade 1 jer):
Pendrive hikmat (warna, jenama & kapasiti same dengan barang kes..)

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Dude, enuff lar. Its about time to change...

Thanks to the news malam ni menyebabkan aku yang agak tengah kering idea nak tulis ape sekarang, makes me wanna write something. Really tak tahan ok!

Its about ANOTHER bloody pathetic anomaly dat happens to a certain degree of people. Absurd!!

Who are u saiful? What do u want in life? What are your priorities? How do u interpret IMAN & ISLAM in your very own perspective?

All u have to do is gi la abis belajar dulu. Kater gi jumpe menteri psl nak apply scholarship. Skrg buat ape? Cari publicity naik turun court, asserting someone’s indecency, “swearing”, buat statement kat PC and everything??? Gossh! what a hassle that u are involving yourself with, which in the end u are the one to be shamed of! And please tak payah nak mention name university yang kau sendiri pun tak habis blajar, buat malu universiti kitaorg jer. MPP?? Pperrgghh! hoi, I got MPP frens & ive never seen any junior MPP like u.. certainly not qualified at all. Manifesto ape ko nak ckp? So not braniac! Tak de charisma langsung! Please, wise people wont easily be bought with your words ok. And aku pun tak tau la bile mase hamlau mcm kau ni sempat plak sekolah kat sekolah menengah aku..adoi! btw, I wonder what did u actually score for your spm rr?? Hahaha.. Lu betul betul ting tong la mat!

Wrongdoings are normal. But there’s always a turning point after u realized the harm dat u did. C’mmon, we are adult enuff to gauge between rights & wrongs. So far what u have achieved is basically nothing but people’s lost of respect. And wait, u think u are “that” cute to sell off your face? Im really sorry but u don’t. Berlambak lagi orang kat luar tu who has outstanding looks but their dignity comes first. U instead became our laughing stock.

Kno wut, it would really make my day IF u were to bump into this blog, read this entry and leave a comment on it. I want to see your answer & what actually u are fighting for. I want to know how do u use one of the greatest anatomies that Allah rewards us with – BRAIN. I also damn curious about the wavelength of how u think?? Hhmmm? Something that is “ponderless” kot…adei! Seriously, I pity u. U really have to educate yourself. Education (cultivated with Iman) that makes a moslem outstanding than others.

Since I HAVE to consider u as a moslem brother, u should know better that money isn’t everything. Tok leh bawak masuk kubur pun bang. Dosa memfitnah tu lebih hebat balasannya dari dosa membunuh orang. In the real world, the consequences of accusing another human being baselessly would cost the community to depart & fall.

Tolong la takut dengan balasan Allah wahai saudara. Kalau Allah tak balas cash, He would creditly repay us in the hereafter. So conclusion, dua-dua pun mengerikan. Don’t u think so?

“Dunia mempunyai daya penarik yang kuat kerana Allah SWT telah menjadikannya berkeadaan demikian untuk menguji manusia siapakah yang dapat menguasai hawa nafsunya dan dapat menjalani kehidupan di dunia menurut jalan yang diredhai Allah. Oleh itu Rasulullah SAW menuntut kita supaya memelihara dan mengawal diri daripada diruntun oleh kemanisan dan keindahan dunia dengan menambahkan keimanan dan ketaqwaan kepada Allah sambil mengingati bahawa segala yang ada di dunia hanyalah sementara sahaja berbanding dengan segala nikmat di akhirat yang kekal abadi.”

Wallahua’lam.

Monday, November 17, 2008

An awesome piece of Cudamani - Taruna Gandrung!

Gamelan originated from Buleleng, Bali.
Angker deh!!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

me & my music obsessions

This is me writing about music versatility in my room with all lights turned off and the only illumination that helps is the light coming from my laptop screen; while listening to a song sang by one of the infamous indo bands.

When I listen to any sounds of music (which I like of course..duh!), I would feel that as if someone has brought me entering into another world. Seolah-olah dibuai dgn jiwa yang dibawa dalam lagu itu. Im into genres like – contemporary music (soul r&b, pop, ballads, jazz, soft rock) & of course TRADITIONAL music. And when i say traditional, i meant a very traditional one. uuuhh..aarrrr...hiiihiiihiihii...aaahhhh.. (cam sial jer aku type bunyi hantu nih...). Though some of my frens do find that my passion on traditional songs is kinda weird, but slowly they absorbed the idea of me liking this music so much. The most common statement that they would shout at me "kau biar betul ja, minat lagu-lagu mcm tu???...eerrggh...". And i would reply with a long smile.. "beetuuuul...ngeh..ngeh..ngeh...”.

I used to be someone who only listens to English song as I was influeced by my siblings which practically being brought up listening only to English songs. We did listen to malay’s but there were limited choice of songs. Until when I was in my varsity years, I got to know the Gamelan music. Something interesting so I thought. At that point of time I still had limited malay song choices. Bile kawan dengar lagu-lagu melayu nih, aku pun dengar. Kawan suke, aku pun suke jugak. Main ikut-ikut… bile ingat-ingat balik, kelakar ek..? hehe. And now, when im working in a company that has 99% of malay ethnicity, my spectrum of songs have widen reflectively. In fact, my current fave DJs are the “hangat” fm morning crew u know…haaa!! ;p.

Its true that malaysia's heritage, music and dances vary widely and are all influenced by one or more of malaysia's cultural components. Much of Malaysian music and dance has evolved over a period of time. Nevertheless, I am boldly admitting that I listen more of indo music rather than ours. No offence but hey, their melodies & lyrics are literally better, aren’t they..? Maybe its also because their passion in musical is pure and not for money/being glamour (some of them may go for that material la..which not me to deny at all). When u have something genuine that coming straight from your heart, it can be seen through your production. Partly why me being bias with their musical talents, simply because deep down in me, i am truly fascinated with Indonesian acculturations, needless-to-say rich of historical cultures, lavish and beautiful languages, thousands of ethnicities; of what I found them as an extraordinaire, phenomenal, colorful & unparalleled (some call it as bizarre) demeanors of its people.... ;D

Anyhoo, this is not what im trying to emphasize here. Not my main agenda...huhu. Lets go back to how i first got myself involved with the gamelan thingy.

Basically, traditional malay music is centered on the gamelan. The gamelan used to provide the music for the palace/formal occasions. Its a combination of unique and also darn expensive + heavy gamelan sets (we were strictly warned to be extra careful in handling those instruments especially when we have to bring them ourselves for far-distance performances). Dengan gemersik dan paluan yang dihasilkan tarian kayu pemukul Bonang Baron, quite-complicated-to-play Bonang Penerus, Sarong Baron, Sarong Pekin, the xylophone-like Gambang, the huge Kenong, Gong, Kempul and of course the leader among all – Gendang, the combined resonances are very much irresistible. The overall sound is unusual, very beautiful and ironically has a kind of "hypnotic" effect.

Between the “vintage” Javanese gamelan songs and me, there is some sort like a connection. A soft spot I must say. Every time I listened to the soothing rhythm, it seems that the piece of music is so brilliant, ubiquitious, euphoric and exclusive as well. I just love it so much that its hard for me to pick a word which describe this music best.

Even though we have 2 more years to reach 2010 so to speak, end-user like me still hardly find gamelan cds at our music stores. Kalau ade pun, harga must be RM60 and above, which I would consider not worth buying. I did google on free mp3 downloads for Javanese/Balinese/"Malaynese" (hihi..) gamelan songs but it would end up with empty results - as in the song is undownloadable before u pay). Perhaps anyone who might knowing any reliable infos related to gamelan songs, or maybe having the same interests, kindly revert to me if u don’t mind sharing.. ;)

kena practice tgh panas pun happy je kan.. pelik! haha..

playing for a merdeka event...

a show we did in Penang... kaki aku dah kebas giler mase nih..

uuiishh..khusyuk giler the gamelanians practising for FSU nite

here comes the real event....huhu

our senior' s batch graduation ceremony

p/s: calling for mek nija, ayu, k.iza, liza, pardip, azeem, ziman..... jom main lagi wei! kali ni kat istana budaya plak!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

< Laskar Pelangi by Andrea Hirata >


I am so head over heels for this movie + its soundtrack (nidji had grabbed the honor to show off their music talents for this movie & yes... they did the hell rite thing!). i dun want to miss out putting the video clip at the bottom of this blog...hehe. Gosh, what a genius to have thought that everything would blend perfectly with the wittiest combinations ever. Citer mcm la penah tgk. kan… but nvr mind, let this preview tells ya!

“Laskar Pelangi, a best-selling Indonesian novel written by Andrea Hirata in 2005 now has been adapted to movie with the same title "Laskar Pelangi". Laskar Pelangi based on the writer's own experiences, about an inspiring teacher and her 10 students in the poverty-stricken Kampung Gantong in Belitong. They study in a poor Elementary school-SD Muhammadiyah-, which only have ten students, they are Laskar Pelangi. Each of them, has a special characteristic. For example, Lintang who is the smartest. He is really addicted with education. He likes to explore new things. Even, he must takes eighty kilometres vice versa a day to reach the school. Another figure is Mahar who has a talent in art. He has a beautiful imagination to create something. And also, the main figure of this Tetralogy, Ikal. The poor condition of their school building does not dampen their high spirits and hopes for a better future.Laskar Pelangi not also kind of literature buku, but also scientific reference. Even, this novel has been a reference to compose recommendation of education policy in Indonesia.”

* additional notes:
It took 40 days of filming on Belitong Island, Bangka-Belitung province, involving 12 local actors, and reportedly cost Rp 8 Billion. Andrea entrusted the filming of the story to respected figures in the film industry, Mira Lesmana and Riri Reza, as producer and film director, respectively.

bile nak sampai m’sia nih??!!! Tak sabar nyer!!! Huhu.. ;(


Monday, November 10, 2008

doc......kasi mc 10 hari can rr???

It’s already half past one. A.M.! I cudnt sleep. So I thought I shud write sumthing, mane tau untung-untung tertido ke mase tgh type ni kan…huhu. Dah la kuku ni tgh panjang, susah giler nak type. Sket sket salah, pastu backspace, pastu salah lagi, pastu retype lagi... iisssyy…irritated nyer… k, lupekan hal kuku ku..

Lately, I can say my health is deteriorating. Im not trying to be proud of my health or anything but I was a person who would not easily fall sick. However rite now, my coughing is going wild. Sampai dah tahap malas nak tutup mulut bile batuk. air liur nak bersepah, bersepah la. aku dah tak larat. Kalau berjangkit kat orang lain, kira halal je la yer… Dah la ade extra pressure on the stomache everytime coughing. Bkn setakat muscle kat pinggang jer sakit, belakang pun terasa. Dah tak tahan sgt batuk tak nak berenti, I took copastin coz I want to avoid feeling sleepy after taking the coughing med. Furthermore I just hate liquid-form meds. Masalahnyer, dah habis pun pills tu, batuk makin teruk pulak. Haaiii…so yesterday I bought ubat batuk cap ibu dan anak. Yuck…tak sedap! Dgn harapan hilang la gatal yg menggiler kat kerongkongku ini. Pun tak hilang jugak, makin kuat batuk jadiknyer. Beli pulak hacks hitam & cough-relief strepsil kaler purple…peh! Pedas! Dah la kedai tu tak jual packet kecik. Kena la beli packet besar. Dugaan…… Nak gi ofis plak, aku akan bawak bekal madu perah dengan lemon + air teh o. Pun tak nak hilang. Malam bonda aku suruh letak kapur campur lemon sapu kat area leher. Hhmm..result same gak. Last resort, gi clinic. Dpt la mucoprom syrup, charcoal pill & cetirizine. Aku bley pulak luper nak mintak difflam. Mase tu dah penat kot..hhmm..wutevr. Rase mcm nak beli penggarok bdn tu, garu kat kerongkong ni. Teramatlah gatalnyer macam ade cacing kerawit tengah syok buat break dance dalam throat aku nih.. Tonsil tak payah citer, enlarging from its normal size & perit mcm ada luka. Aku kalau part kena tonsil ni mmg la tension habeh. coz I will force my throat to swallow any foods coz when I do that, the soreness will somehow being unfelt. Tu yang badan pun boleh naik. Org lain demam/sakit jadi kurus, aku terbalik plak…kureng tul..

Being added to my misery, last week I had a bad dizziness sensation, hallunisation, mual, muntah & yang sewaktu dengannya. That was the second time I had similar symptoms within a period of 2 months plus. Mase first time kena mcm ni, I thot my blood pressure was low. But when the doc had me checked, both of my blood pressure & pulse were good. Then I knew that im having Vertigo. Ive heard this term before, but no idea what the hell it was & too lazy to ask anyway. Bile diri sendiri kena, baru la mcm oooooohhh ini ker rasenyer ade vertigo. Iissyy..tak best sungguh. Hari yang kena ni, I vomitted like a pathetic bulimic/aneroxic people. Infact I lost count of how many times I threw up. Seksa wei! Tengah-tengah muntah tu, aku terfikir - ape la ke bangang bebenor budak-budak yang skinny-obsessed nih sibuk muntahkn makanan balik. Satu, tak ke haru kalau asyik nak uwek uwek jer…. Dua, buat habis duit ko beli makanan..baik bagi orang miskin. Tiga, kalau dah tak nak makan tu, puasa je la. dah dapat 2 pahala kat situ…

Kat ofis plak , busy x hengat… aku nak pikir pasal month-end closing la, brcp testing la, attending meetings with new vendors for accounting systems purchase la, monthly reports la, pastu kena cover plak keje orang lain…haaiii…feels like “seperti lenyek ditimpa bulldozer”.

Aku rase semua ni jadi pun pasal salah sendiri jugak. Taking good health for granted. Masuk hari ni, dah 3 orang kate aku jadi macam ni pasal not having enuff sleep – doctor, boss & bonda. Which what they were saying was true. Macam sekarang ni ha, tengah buat aper ni??? Ha????

Dalam minggu ni jugak, si Ima buat lawak yang tak kelakar langsung.... kau ingat cute sangat la buat muke innocent depan mak itam kau mcm tuh..?? jap..jap..aku nak bayangkan muke kau..a’ah la, cute cute...

Sebaik sahaja punat mungil PDA ku yang dicipta oleh sebuah syarikat berasal dari korea selatan di mana kini ia telah berjaya menawani pasaran asia tenggara di dalam bidang telekomukasi; ditekan setelah menjawab panggilan kecemasanmu itu, ku terasa seperti ada satu kuasa yang tidak lain tidak bukan, tetapi sengaja untuk menguji kegeniusan aku yang sememangnya tidak dapat disangkal lagi kesahihan & ketulenannya. Perasaan ku terasa makin tercabar. Hatiku bagai disiat-siat. Degupan jantungku semakin berdegup laju. Secara ironi, aku dapat merasakan sekiranya ketidaksungguhanku dalam mencetuskan penyelesaian hakiki lagi suci, serba sedikit tidak dapat memberi ruang kepadamu untuk menyahkan perasaan dalaman yang semakin hari semakin kuat diruntun ragu. Sementelah itu, tekad ku terus utuh walaupun hanya sekadar menyumbang cebisan idea yang terlalu dhaif ini tentang informasi/tip yang mungkin dapat memainkan peranan penting dalam usaha untuk menjana propaganda halusmu daripada menjadi kabur seolah-olah fatamorgana dipadang pasir dek kerana KAU TAK NAK MENGAKU KAU YANG BAWAK BALIK VOUCHERS TESCO TUH!!!! & dun tell me u have not return it yet..?

I think im done for tonite as I dun even know what im writing about anymore…

Sunday, November 9, 2008

new layout baby!

Holla!

Sorry baru dapat nak display blog nih... bukan aper, contractor indon tu slow sangat wat kejer renovation... padahal payment dah bayar full kat tauke dia. ape ntah name company ni..eermm..jap..alamak time2 ni plak memori aku buat hal..isshhh...ape ek...aaaa!!! dah.. dah ingat dah..name contruction company tuh - streamyx!! next time, tobat aku tak nak buat business dengan diaorg ni lagi. blacklisted!

well, ni dah siap, ape lagi, BE MY GUESTS.. ;D

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

OBAMA WON!!!

"America can change. Yes we can! This victory is for you. America, we have came so far. Yet we still have a long journey ahead that lies with great challenges. With the financial crisis that we are facing now. I know the government cant meet everything but I WILL LISTEN TO YOU. I WILL LISTEN TO YOU ESPECIALLY WHEN WE ARE IN DISAGREE".

he quoted as saying this in his victory speech right after he was officially announced as the President-elect of america. fuhhh, goosebump dengar dia cakap the whole speech tuh. emotional & spritized giler... hope once he's in charged of the white house in Jan'09, time to walk the talks.

Monday, November 3, 2008

18SGPLSX - Restricted to female readers only!

To GUYS, u may not want to read this + I dun need your comment please. Its between girls & im dead serious.


What’s up with the profile-non-stop-viewing, adding, commenting, messaging and as if those things aren’t enuff yet, updating pixies on purpose with 1 objective - trying to make me mad or jealous..??! excusez-moi?? U really think I care? Im very much beyond that OK! Grow up woman! Im sorry but u actually got the wrong person. I don’t give a damn about u or anything that relates to u and please do the same with me. Have u ever heard of a word respect before? Does word privacy ever exist in your dictionary??

U really thought that I have all the time in this world to think about your stuff when I have loads of reportings piling up on my desk, zillions of other major things & problems in my head??? Huh???? Don’t u have anything more serious to do than what u are doing now? Gosh! This is ridiculous. And u expected me to reply? Are u kidding me? I dun even know u! Are u out of your freaking mind? My God, what is wrong with people nowadays lar??? aiiyyoo!!

Why must u try so hard pretending to befriend with the person when u knew it would be the hardest thing to do? Common, stop bullshitting everybody else and importantly yourself for the reason that it certainly brings zero benefit to u.

Are u some kind of intimidated of me or what? What would u get in return if u are so ga-ga over your partner's ex? Would that makes your partner loves u more? And u think u have the advantage before him as u knew every single detail (from up to toe) about his exes?

Lemme tell u something la ok, all of these psychopath behaviours simply show how unsecured & immatured u are! So stop touching and holding on at your partner’s past!

I certainly perplexed with the state of mind of people who are actually busying themselves getting updates of their boyfriend’s exes. Fine if you know where to stop your walking at, but interfering that someone’s life is what people call as an act of a STOOOPID ASSHOLE.

My conclusion of all these are none other than time wasting, non-accomplished motive, soiled intention, exposing self-stupidity and pretty much a nuisance.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

sekarang ni susah betul nak pikir part title nih...

alamak...baru nak start browsing my head what to write.. sakit perut plak.. adei! asal cam senak ni? masuk angin ke? no gastritis. anyway, ive eaten wut...???? adoi.... errgghh.. ala, baru tengah cam tibe tibe happy nak post sumthing sambil layan lagu Afgan nih (young & talented indon artist.. go & find what he has to offer @ youtube. ces, sempat promote tuh..doink!). ni dah blur balik plak. sakit la wei..... kenapa ni perut? jangan la macam ni sayang oi!

jap, saper mamat 8tv quickie nih? mengada-ngadanyer cakap omputeh! slang cam haram. booket jhalell (bukit jalil). akennaaa, geli tul. kalau pompunan tak per la..sebab pompuan memang mengada (im not exaggerating but its a straight fact, rite? tak nak ngaku sudah....). setakat nak buat british accent, aku leh buat. in fact anak tauke kedai Sin Yoon Seng kat rumah aku ni pun boleh buat.

eessyy dah la.. .sakit giler pulak ni... better go. u.......help me pleassshhh. damn! text la cepat!

layan je la k...

Please crack your head to answer these questions... your answers are DEFINITELY helping me to get rid off my "sangap"ness... (sigh!!)

- Sapi dgn lembu ada beza ke?

- Oprah dah gemuk balik eh?

- Kenapa citer Hindustan mesti 3 jam?

- Asal website MARA scholarships cam hampeh? Letak link, tp x leh click. demam tul!

- Kenapa music tu universal?

- Kenapa perempuan risau sgt psl berat badan lebih dari berat anak dia? or mak dia ke? or jiran
dia ke?

- Sudah gaharu cendana pula. Asal lak? Ape kaitan gaharu & cendana?

- Why most girls find House damn sexy?
Biarlah aku sorang jer! Sibok je yang lain-lain tuh! Hhhmmpph!! (korang tak payah la jawab
yang ni….tak pasal-pasal aku jadi emotional lak nih..iisssyyyy!)

- Sutera tak boleh bwk solat sbb najis. Abis, baju yang half cotton half silk, boleh x?

- Citer Hikmah kat astro tu ade berapa season sebenarnyer?

- Kenapa manusia suke perasan?

- Kenapa fon aku asyik x de credit jer?

tq..hehe

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

title apaan??? nggak ada lah!

aku tuh bingung deh... pening.. pusing.. waduh.. aku butuh minyak angin!

ini semua gara-gara streamyx yang semakin hari semakin sebel! gilak! iiihh pak tmnet, dibaiki dong internetnya! kok kerja yang sebegini gampang nggak bisa didatangi??

atau mungkin juga karena laptop ini yang semakin usang dimamah usia. cuman mana mungkin aku bisa gantiin sama yang baru. saku aku juga semakin robek!! loh gi mana dong???

enak banget ya kalo matirial-matirial yang aku inginkan itu langsung aku dapatin secara gratis... kayak orang kaya...huargh huargh huargh (camni ker gaya org indon gelak?? x per, blasah jer). rumahnya gede. mobilnya hebat. uangnya jutaan. kartu kredit baaaanyak skali. hape nya juga yang paling ngetop. nggak perlu ditambahin pulsa persis sekarang. Pakei aja yang namanya talian Lepas Bayaran. kondisi cowok harus bule yang ganteng. liburan ke luar negara perkara biasa doang. keren sih!!

nah! bunyik & lagaknya emang paling sempurna. tapi sedarin dong, itu semua hanyalah mimpi indah yang sedetik. ternyata hidup manusia itu nggak ada yang satu ratus persen perfect. pasti ada kelemahannya yang tersendiri.

ya udahh! omongnya jauh sampei ke timor timor. trus sedari tadi nggak ada satu titik pun yang bisa nyelesain masalah streamyx sialan ini! cikampek! brastagi! sundel bolong! jelangkong! kuntilanak! mak lampir! kris dayanti! ari wibowo! roma irama! hermantino! bakso! Aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!


* frens, nanti kumpul duit beli laptop paling latest skali utk birthday aku eh…hehe. aku tunggu tau… aku tunggu jer… aku tunggu eh.. aku tunggu nih..

Monday, October 27, 2008

Atie dearie's engagement..

Congrats ti...

U looked so happy & very much blissful... ;)

..amik berkat nih... semoga aura kau melekat kat aku.. hehe.. ;p


It was u who wanted this to be posted here 'aight, so dun blame me when somebody from $&%*@# starts to ask u what the heck is goin' on... hahaha.. biase la.. being kay-poh-chi is their trademark wut............. hhmm.. lantak la, as long as ure happy darling.


btw, the foods were lovely la.. yummmieess... ;D

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

CONFIDENCE IS A MUST!

CONFIDENT! CONFIDENT! CONFIDENT!
HEY! WHO SAID I CANNOT DO IT??
I CAN. I WILL. I AM CONFIDENT. MORE THAN EVER!


like this sweet toothless confident gurl.....

or perhaps something like over smiled lil' boy.....

or maybe this when there's nothing in this world could stop my confidence from growing HUGE....
or maybe i would turn out this worse (not bad wut..huh?). but, at least
I AM CONFIDENT OF MY OWNSELF!
xtra note: - thx babe, for making me see one of the most important things in life which i almost lost it.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

luvly soulfool gurlfrens

sket nyer awal bangun hari cuti nih..eerrgghh.. cita-cita tinggi tu nak jogging! wait a sec, me?? jogging??? hhmmm.................

shima, walaupun skali 2 parks kiter pegi, tapi exercise yang paling berpeluh skali were main buaian & mengumpat. uiissyy, sweating like crazy.. sihat kiter kalau tiap-tiap hari exercise cam tu...huhu. kau rr start ngumpat dulu, aku tolong back up jer dari belakang. ape-ape rr kau.

babe, thx so much for willingly gotten yourself up so early just to layan my demanding request semata-mata untuk release unnecessary tensions that have been clouding my mind plus the sleepless nites for the past few days...and nites of course. adeiii!

& to ima, thx for putting aside your tiredness just to layan my need of gurl-sharing-probs-talking & not to forget my crave for coffee malam-malam buta tu..

sayang korang! :D

p/s: (wink..wink) aku tgh promote korang ni... (wink again..) errrrr...x dapat pape ker?

nadia......

on da 15th of aug (wed morning), nadia had her first operation (minor surgery to be exact..huhu) ever as the sinus has reached to a quite "critical" stage & to realign the "crooked" nose bone...

her nenek got so worried & thank God abg pa managed to grab a flight ticket for mom to see her. nadia darling, maksu too was worried sick about your being but i wasnt able to join nenek as i needed to be at the office the whole week. im terribly sorry..

we prayed for u a lot dik.. & we are all glad that semua berjln lancar, Alhamdulillah... ;D

supposedly kan dik, u should ask the doctor to reshape your nose la dear...make it more mancung ker..hahaha.. no la.. i was joking sayang.. u are already pretty in our eyes!

get well soon & take good care of yourself alrite.. NEVER miss your meds intake. I heard u need to cut off (berpantang) the craves for your fav foods. tahan skit k.. its for your own good jugak. biar luka tu cepat sembuh.

cuti panjang ni jgn lepak jer.. u need to struggle for your upcoming exam plak ni..

nenek, ayah pa, auntie rita & maksu will always pray for u k.. dun worry.

u go girl!

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Mission Possible

AGENT CODE: BG007

CURRENT BASE: my cozy lil’ bed

MISSION: executed food screenings at 5 suspected houses which allegedly having a dangerous
substance scientifically known as melamine mangkoayon contained in their
foods.

METHOD: by land

RESULT: halfly accomplished

TIME TAKEN: 11 hours and 34 minutes

JUSTIFICATION: massive traffic at all main roads

COMMENT/S (if any):
1) Cytot
- Yummy! great foods man. Your mom is really a good chef la… nyesal aku tak singgah kedai beli tupperware tadi..
- ppsssttttt......dia datang tak??

2) Yana
- tak berbaloi tul aku tunggu kau tau…hhmmpphh.. anyway, your braun buffel purse should have my credit ler.. nice…hehe

3) Id
- nice curtains (can I copy the idea?? thought of combining pink & dark purple.. cute kan? hhmmm... nak buat lah..nak buat lah..). Cool sub woofer. Practical multi purposed shelf.
- bilik tu musti baru lepas kemas siang tadi kan? tersusun semacam jek...haha..
- nanti aku set a date ngan your father eh.. nk rase mee kungfu gak!!!! Uuwwaaaaaaaa!!!! Ni semua fatin nyer pasal…………

4) Id's friends
- dah2 la tu buat rumah si Id cam rumah sendiri..
- lain kali sebelum melantak tu make sure salam ngan tuan rumah dulu eh.. kan mak dia dah tak kenal...hahaha
- pixies yang amik pakai HANDPHONE CANGGIH tu mesti lagi clear dari Olympus/Sony/Canon digital camera kan??? Hhmmm????? (pondering...)
- adik, leh tak buat posing lain..asyik gaya spiderman jer..org skrg dah Ben10 lar..

5) Fatin
– kau tak rase mcm nak hantar keter kau gi kedai ker? Kena service luar dalam tuh. Samak skali. Gas- gas asli yang SENGAJA dilepaskn tu sure ada bawww lg kan… eeeiiiyyyerrr, kalau keter aku yang kena tin, aku tukar seat tu dgn keter dia.. fuh, meremang lar bulu roma bile teringat bau tu tiba2 menusuk deria bau aku nih…perrghhh..trauma aku dibuatnyer.

6) Dalila
– vcd yang aku & id record APA yang kau dah buat kat rumah Id tu dah siap. Nanti aku fed-ex kan ke rumah bakal mak mertua kau eh? Tajuk kat vcd tu – “Semua Manusia Mempunyai Kelemahan Masing-Masing”. Amacam, ok x? penat tu aku ngan id memerah otak tagline ape paling SESUAI nak letak..

7) Ayah Dalila
- skrg kedai-kedai dah tak jual Kodak la uncle.. uncle rilex eh..

8) K.Waheeda
- sori kak. Saya dah mmg plan nak dtg rumah akak dgn Fatin & Dalila. Tapi kul 9mlm tu, ktorg dok stucked dalam jam lagi.. sori yer..;(

9) Ateh (makcik Fatin)
– bola 1 bola 2. bola 3 melapor. acik tau tak?? Tadi kan….fatin kan…dia kan…sebenarnya singgah kat mini market dekat ngan rumah acik tu… ha….teruk kan dia kan…rumah acik tak nak pegi…kedai sanggup pegi… nanti ada ape2 lagi, saya update acik eh?..bola 1 bola 2. bola 3 dah ngantuk.. tdo dulu eh. Sambung bola 4 esok plak.

10) Hajar – no comment.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

blogger on the go!!

ni kat rumah Id..hehe..masuk-masuk beraya rumah orang trus update blog..bengong x? huhu.. eh, tp ktorg salam la ngan tuan rumah dulu...

actually me,fatin & dalila baru balik beraya kat seremban. then ke kepong for Id's makan-makan. we are the first ones to come. so ape lg, bilik Id la menjadi tumpuan sementara nak menunggu turn solat asar..

jam teruk giler kat sg besi & jln kuching td.. errgghh.. driver cam poyo je td konon nk elak jam, amik alternative route, tup tup jalan yg lg satu ni punyer la jam tak hengatttttt!!!!!!! mak ai! 2 jam aku membalas pantun dlm keter ngan anak dara 2 org nih.. perut pun jadi lapar balik.

ok, my turn dh sampai..

pastu nak melantak..

lps ni nk g ambush rumah org lain lak!

ciao!!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Pathetic state of affairs...

tibe2 terpk nak tulis psl benda ni... something to ponder...hhmmmmmmmmm...

before i proceed with this so-called-sensitive- yet-a-common issue, i would like to highlight that im NOT against poligamy.. coz by doing dat, akidah kiter dah boleh "lari". ok.

i dun see & get it why our people are becoming very much westernized nowadays... kawin je cerai..kawin je cerai.. got married at a young age is practically good enuff in Islam (dpt la menjauhkn dosa berkepit dgn yg bkn muhrim), but in the end, bergadoh bagai nak rak dgn alasan konon dah tak serasi, mertua msk campur, bla bla bla.. then cerai with a common "tagline" - IRRECONCILEABLE DIFFERENCES.

so due to this, a lot of our people (as in MUSLIM) opt to living together as a non-married couple a.k.a bersekedudukan... senang. tak kawin. tak habis duit nak buat kenduri/hantaran/mas kahwin. no strong/concrete bond & commitment. klw break up tak payah naik turun mahkamah and family pun tak tanggung malu. huh! sounds easy kan.. yup, it is easy...as easy as it sounds.. but would it be easy for the person to answer for wut he/she did in front of Allah in the hereafter?????

Ok. Ini citer kalau dia tak nak kawin.

Yg agak parah jugak when the guy starts to get bored & fed up with the wife (dgn mcm2 alasan lah), pastu nk angkat kaki just like that. Aku PELIK la manusia2 mcm ni, serious pelik..

hello!!! Mase bercinta sanggup sehidup semati. Willing to accept each others’ weaknesses. Mase wedding vow, for better and for the worse, till death do us part, bla bla bla bla.. tapi lps kawin, bile tiba2 isteri ade penyakit, dapat anak lambat sikit, service not to what he expected, tup tap tup tap nak kawin dengan girlfren baru. I even have a fren which has the same case like this (byk lagi yg lain sbnrnyer..but her story is the closest one la). Got married, not so long after that she fell sick, so nak tak nak she had to depend on steroids which her doc advised not a suitable time to conceive. The hubby got fed-up with her ill condition (br brp bulan jer after kawin…), he found himself a betina lain, pegi keja balik keje, tmn shopping, kluar duit, bwk balik rumah with the cheapskate betina. Yg bini ni dok muntah2 kat umah, kluar masuk hospital, gi & balik ofis naik bas sendiri, & other things yg aku pun tak sampai hati nak citer la.

The best part was, the husband jatuhkan talak when she was on the hospital bed, STILL WARDED!!!! Taraaa! Terror tak mamat tu..woohooo! kire macho la bley buat perempuan mcm tuh! Dahsyat la lu bro!

Ok. Ni cerita kalau mangkuk tu masih ade air muka nak aniaya anak orang. Case dah fed up tgk muke isteri sendiri.

Yg ini which tak kurang hebat nyer jugak. Dah ada bini yg selama ni hidup susah senang sama2, mampu bagi zuriat, in fact same2 cari rezeki just to share the hubby’s financial burden. Again please, i did not mean to generalize every situation but this is what most men do (tak kire di bandar atau di kampung).

Dah kawin berbelas/berpuluh thn ni, tibe2 berkenan dgn secretary sendiri la, staff sendiri la, anak dara jiran kat kampong lar, anak tauke jual ayam kat pasar yg dia slalu pegi la, & ntah mcm2 lagi…tapi mesti ada ciri2 MUDA – BERGETAH – SEXY/LAWA. Otak cam lembu (bimbo) pun x de hal. Wahai lelaki, nabi kahwin lebih dari satu semata-mata untuk menyelamatkan balu yg suaminya syahid di medan perang, wanita yg sudah berumur, balu tawanan perang yg berketurunan yahudi untuk bebaskan dia, hamba perempuan yg mempunyai khitabah (hutang) yg tak mampu dijelaskan juga untuk dibebaskan, sahabat2 yg minta utk bermenantukan Rasulullah. Bukan semata-mata untuk makanan nafsu baginda. (kalau tak tau ni semua, gi google la! baca buku ke! dgr ceramah ke!)

Hehe..mase ni dan-dan la kluar statement nk ikut sunnah nabi, “mampu” (ker????), boleh bersikap adil, dah jodoh & etc.

Jap2…aku jawab satu2 eh…

1) hhmm…sunnah nabi eh? Yg nabi buat solat tahajjud every nite smpai bengkak2 kaki tu ko ikut x? nabi berjihad fisabilillah ko join ke? nabi bersedekah kesemua hartanya utk fakir miskin, ko buat ke? nabi masih boleh bersabar w/pun sampai tahap kaum2 jahiliyah lempar najis pada dia, ko boleh ikut ke? semut api geget pun dah menyumpah.. kalau kesemua ni tak boleh buat, apsal part nafsu nak ikut sangat?? Ckp je la dah miang, tak payah bg alasan hypocrite - ikut sunnah nabi..

2) mampu? Seriously mampu? How can u be so sure that u are able to provide EVERYTHING to accommodate the needs of your wives? Tu belum masuk anak-anak lagi. & jgn lupe keluarga mertuaS… ok, in terms of nafsu, fine, Viagra bersepah. Financially? Kalau poket besar, k fine. Boleh consider lg. hhmm.. wut about Spiritually? Educationally? Loves?

3) I really like this one & would love to hear from the people who actually practicing this..huhu. ADIL. Panjang kalau nk hujah psl adil ni alone. Lets start with, what is the definition of being adil? Adil ni byk cabang beb! As far as human being is concern, we are not maksum, unless we are prophet. How adil can u be to your wives? How long can u be adil yg hakiki to your wives? Im sure kalau siapa2 yg ade anak lebih dari satu, mesti ade salah seorang yang akan lebih disayangi compared to the rest. Paling pun yang paling dirapati. Maybe parents tu sendiri tak perasan, so dia rase la dia dah cukup adil pada anak2 dia, tapi orang lain boleh judge since the differences can be observed. Don’t u think this situation same goes to having more-than-1-wife situation??... And we know that being a fair leader is indeed required by Islam since it’s the back bone of a strong & healthy community which due to that, it will be one of the first questions to be asked by God.

4) “dah jodoh, nak buat mcm mane…”. Another common phrase. Kalau dah berpegang dengan kata-kata mcm ni, ape kate ko duduk je kat rumah, tak payah buat ape2. tak perlu susahkan diri pegi kerja, tak payah cari duit, tak payah cari makanan, kalau sakit, tak payah sibuk2 cari ubat. Duk melongok goyang kaki kat rumah. “Kan rezeki, jodoh, ajal tu semua di tangan Tuhan”!! amacam ok???

I would like to stress that this is only my thought & my perception towards this issue based on the actual cases that the people who are close to me had been experienced + yang memang nampak dpn mata kepala ku sendiri + other sources.. However, polygamy is admittedly considerable since the numbers of women are greater than men. Tapi sebelum buat apa-apa pun keputusan, fikirlah dalam2 dulu. Jgn sampai menganiaya orang lain. Sesungguhnya Allah taala itu Maha Adil. What goes around comes around. Wallahua’lam.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Salam Aidilfitri!

i guess its not too late for me to wish Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri & Maaf Zahir Batin to everybody who knows me..


i know its been awhile i haven't post a single write up dgn sebab2 "kesibukan" nk raya + malas + no idea to update this blog..huhu.

well, raya tahun ni tak balik kampung pun, coz me mom pun got back from Madinah on the 3rd day of raya, abg bis & family pulak br nak bertolak fr t'ganu on 1st day raya, k.da & anwar takde kat m'sia (this is their second time beraya sendiri...isk.isk..isk..). so yg tinggal berapa kerat la sgt famili ku disini.. ;(

but its ok.. i tried my level best to decorate the house..put last year's pelita buluh kat gate umah, bought lampu ketupat kat ikea to hang on the grill, beli biskut tunjuk seket punye banyak, gatal gi cari lagi balang2 biskut kat kedai, part masak tu my eldest sis (k.ti) & our helper nyer part la (coz im too busy & tired mengemas rumah..hehe), tak ckp lg tu mlm raya we all gi jln masjid jamek (yg bapaknyer besoor & panjang bazaar dia) konon nk tgk la kot ade baju2 kurung yg murah & berkenan di hati.. & know wut!!! we did not stopped at baju raya je, dgn stokin (ade ke dia jual 4 for 5 bucks), berus gigi $1 (oral b lg nyah), alas kusyen $5 satu, bracelet $1, necklace yg cun2 tuh $8 jer satu & ntah ape2 lg la yg ngarut2 ktorg beli... baju kurung yg seratus lebih, i cud get like $35 - $40 jer on that nite, apelagi masing2 naik hantu rr beli barang.. eerrgghh.. smpai kul 1 pagi jgk la merenyam kat situ..

1st day raya, as usual g solat raya, then g kubur ayah, then balik mkn2 & take family pictures (yg tak brp nak lengkap tu), then masing2 keluar g rumah mertua.. since im still "mertualess", so i just followed k.ti to shah alam..

2nd day raya meriah skit coz abg bis & family were already here. the whole family gi ramai2 beraya kat our uncles' houses.

3rd, 4th, 5th - wacthing raya tv programmes marathon...

6th - im not working!!! yeay!! bls dendam balik..huargh huargh huargh!!!

newayz, dlm byk2 raya pixies, i cud only afford to paste this one as others mls nk cari dlm file kat laptop ni.... yes, i know, aku mmg pemalas..................................

Sunday, September 28, 2008

tak larat ler...

hari raya is just around the corner but everytime im on weight scale, turun punyer la sikit giler.. even after so much effort to put off weight + puasa nak dekat sebulan, adeii! bengang btul..

camne ni???

k.ti pun dah kurus skrg..

3-4 mnths before, i was skin & bone..
now! i am skin + bone + fats which causing few inches expanded here & there... eerrgghh!

uuwwaaaaaaaa......

Saturday, September 20, 2008

the hungriest person on earth!

Ayoyo macha! Ni sudah berapa tahun tak bukak puasa ni????? Skit punye peghak tengok nasi rr! Its ok macha, makan..makan eh… tak cukup nasi, dengan alas-alas nasi tu pun lu bole kasi belasah je yer….. eerrr.. tak payah la emosi sangat labu..


Thursday, September 18, 2008

Gurlfrens Get-Together...... ;)

Ati rang my phone on tuesday noon inviting yus, miza & i to break fast together somewhere in KL after work on wednesday (which minah tu sorang je yg keje sbb ofis kat KL..huhu). At first I disagreed & suggesting to postpone the gathering to next week, coz by that time, poket masing-masing dah “reload”.. The datin standing stubbornly by her decision – nak jugak jumpe esok. Dah la tu nak orang jemput dari ofis, balik nak dihantar ke depan pintu rumah lak… eeeiiii, mengado la kau. Keter ade tak nak bawak. Orang tak layan request dia, main paksa-paksa lak.. nasib la kau ni bkn adik aku, kalo tak, ade jugak yang kena pelempang keramat langit ketujuh ni karang… haha..

To cut the story short, around 5.30pm everybody was already at Nelayan Restaurant, Titiwangsa (miza’s BRILLIANT idea. sangat la kan…) except for that datin again. She had to passed numbers of trains before enabled herself just to get in and by that time it was already 6.40pm kot.. pity her..

While miza had to pick up our dear datin at the train station, me & yus were damn busy filling our plates with all the deliciously tempting cuisines - prawns, fish, squids, fish balls, crab balls, squid rolls, baby crabs, wantans & many more for our steamboat dishes. Came to the nasi part, segala apa yang ada atas meja tu semua kitaorg rembat. Too tempted to even pass a single lauk, desserts + not forgetting the lai chi kang drinks..

Meja kitaorg dah penuh giler dengan pinggan segala.. adoi! We were kinda blushing as the guys who were seated next to our table did a mocking smile looking at how full our table was. Could u just imagine how greedy we were when the steampot was TOO FULL for us to put all the seafoods in. There were like 2 more plates left to be put in the pot. To the extend that I just felt so shameless to offer the next table our seafoods & put those in their pot…hahahaha.. muke seposen tul!

Just nice after the azan maghrib, miza & ati arrived at our table. Belum duduk mulut masing-masing becok macam &*%^$@# ayam..

Miza got so furious about the drinks. She actually had to pay for our drinks which makes me terlopong gak la bile dgr tuh..
“aku hangin tul ade ke aku kena bayar for these juices??!!”
“ 3 hengget per drink lak tu..”
“kater buffet”
“Ntah ape-ape ntah!” … as miza was complaining.

Aku pun macam kehairanan..
“kena bayar babe?”
“lar… setakat air jus sempoi cenggini aku tutup mata leh buat!”
“ha..korang tau, ade ke dah tau orang ramai-ramai ni, diaorg boleh tak prepare sambal
lebih utk seafood nih????”
“bile aku tanya ada sambal lebih tak, rilek je mamat keje situ jawab…. ah, dah habis la
tu…”
“cam mangkok tak!!!”.. my turn to comment.

Datin..
“eh diam lar..pening kepala aku!”
“makan je la dulu, pastu baru bebel”…
“ha! ni sape yang amik makanan mcm tak hengat dunia ni??”

Yus plak..
“uiissyy, ni hajar la ni!”
“pantang nampak orang amik tu amik ni, dia pun sibok la nak amik gak…”

Me replied..
”ak enna minah ni.. “
“tadi mase amik ko pun 5x10 gak!”
“aku ni bkn aper.. pikir nak amik utk korang la… tapi naik sheikh plak mase tu..hehe”

Miza non stop tersengih-sengih as usual.. trademark la katerkan..
Sambil-sambil tu complain lagi..
“patut la aku panas giler.. kipas ni tak on!”
“eerrgghhh….”

Datin..
“aku rase muke aku dah steamed giler nih..haha”

Me..
“patut la.. steampot tu mmg kat sebelah kau”
“tapi bagus tu ti... pori-pori muka akan terbuka dgn jayanya.. balik nanti tak yah cuci muke tu eh!”
“sure mak kau tanya nnti..”
“ti, asal la muke kau ni macam ade bau ala-ala udang keketaman sket..???” haha

Dan macam-macam lagi la topic demi topic, persoalan bodoh demi persoalan bodoh, jawapan sengal demi jawapan sengal, komen yang tak sudah-sudah, umpatan demi umpatan (dah buka puasa kan..selamber la), lawak demi lawak & pelbagai lagi la yang sempat kami berempat hujahkan didalam forum cum bukak puasa tu.. macam nak pecah perut gelak.. I was actually having flu, bit dizzy and a mild cough, but despite of being unwell, this occasion makes me enjoyed myself so much that I was kinda forgot bout the fever.

jap.. ni meja kiter ke? mcm tak jer.....hhmmmm...


After we had done our diet screwing, self-forcing & mind-focusing just to finish “things” on the table, endless forums, so on & so forth, we decided to chow before its getting too late there.. haha.

Girls, til our next gathering.! Mase tu masing-masing dah kawin kot…huhu.. Me??? Hhmmm??????????????? (big & endless question marks...)


Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Aunties/Ladies/Gurls/Sistas - PLEASE BEWARE!

i thought all these superstitious practises are becoming considerably extinct in this modern era... but who knows when someone's mind is controlled & overpowered by evils causing to lose his/her conscience which leads to what this story is gonna tell u about (a bit long and "dramatic" but worth reading).....

Kira-kira 10 tahun lalu, Pak Lah datang ke rumah Pak Cu Rani untuk memintanya mengubati penyakit anaknya yang terkena ilmu hitam. Ita (bukan nama sebenar) merupakah anak Pak Lah yang sulung. Pada mulanya Pak Cu Rani agak keberatan kerana inilah kali pertama dia berhadapan dengan situasi yang sedemikian. Penyakit yang terkena Ita sememangnya sukar untuk diubati.

Bagi Pak Cu, dia bukanlah seorang bomoh handal kerana kebolehannya hanya bergantung kepada jenis ilmu yang ditujukan. Setelah mendengar serba sedikit daripada Pak Lah, Pak Cu berasa simpati dan mengambil keputusan untuk pergi melihat sendiri keadaan anak Pak Lah itu.

“Begini sajalah Pak Lah, saya bukanlah pandai sangat, setakat nak tengok-tengok tu bolehlah. Segala ikhtiar dan usaha itu segala-galanya bergantung kepada kehendak dan izin Allah. Saya sekadar berusaha..” kata Pak Cu merendah diri.

Pak Cu mencapai bajunya yang tersangkut di tiang dan terus pergi ke rumah Pak Lah yang terletak kira-kira 500 meter dari rumahnya. Ketika Pak Cu menjejaki halaman rumah Pak Lah, kelihatan ramai sanak saudara yang datang menziarahi Ita. Kebanyakkan daripada mereka kelihatan muram dan sedih. Kesayuan dan kesedihan jelas terukir pada wajah mereka.

Apabila Pak Cu memasuki rumah Pak Lah, matanya terus terpandang kepada sekujur tubuh yang terletak di tengah-tengah ruang tamu. “MasyaAllah…” rasa sayu dan terkejutnya bukan kepalang. Ita yang terkenal dengan kecantikannya boleh berubah dengan sebegitu rupa. Kecantikannya telah berubah menjadi wajah yang pucat lesi. Matanya menjadi bulat, lengannya menjadi terlalu kecil sebesar buluh runcing. Beliau hanya mampu mengaduh dan mengerang kesakitan.

Namun apa yang lebih menyedihkan lagi apabila Pak Cu menyaksikan perut Ita yang sebar sebesar tempayan. Perutnya itu semakin membesar sehingga tidak mampu lagi ditampung oleh badan Ita yang sekecil itu.

Cubalah kita renungkan perasaan ibu dan bapanya. Siapa yang sanggup melihat anak kesayangan menjadi sebegitu rupa. Siang dan malam hanya mendengar rintihan kesakitan. Bagi Pak Lah dan isterinya, mereka sudah kering air mata dan tidak mampu lagi untuk berbuat apa-apa. Bukannya tidak mahu berikhtiar tetapi sudah beribu-ribu duit habis dibelanjakan untuk mengubati anaknya itu.

Namun bagi Pak Cu yang tinggi ilmunya, dari kali pertama dia memandang tubuh Ita, dia sudah tahu sememangnya Ita telah terkena ilmu hitam. “Memang sah Ita terkena ilmu ‘Lubang Jarum’. Ilmu ini selalunya datang dari bomoh-bomoh Siam bagi mereka yang ingin melaksanakan niat jahat. Ianya terlalu jijik dan dialknati agama”, kata Pak Cu kepada Pak Lah yang duduk disisi anak kesayangannya itu.

Menurut Pak Cu, mereka yang mengamalkan ilmu ‘Lubang Jarum’ ini telah melakukan perkara yang paling terkutuk iaitu mengambil surah Yassin dan mengelap najis padanya setiap kali membuang air besar selama 7 hari berturut-turut. Satu lagi benda yang digunakan ialah mendapatkan tuala wanita yang masih terdapat darah haid. Surah Yassin yang disapu dengan najis tadi dibakar dan disapukan pada tuala wanita tersebut. Kemudian kedua bahan tadi diberikan kepada bomoh untuk dijampi dan dipuja.

Betapa kejam dan terkutuknya perbuatan manusia sehingga sanggup melakukan kerja yang dilaknati agama. Mereka ini sememangnya telah terpesong jauh dari ajaran Islam kerana sanggup melakukan perkara sedemikian.

Setelah dijampi dan dipuja, pengamal ilmu ini hendaklah pergi mencari satu mata air yang sedang mengalir kemudian bahan tadi hendaklah digunakan bagi menutup lubang bagi menyekat aliran air supaya tidak mengalir. Selagi lubang itu tertutup selagi itulah darah haid tidak akan keluar dari kemaluan wanita yang dituju itu dengan ilmu hitam tersebut.

Kepada para wanita, berhati-hatilah semasa membuang tuala wanita kerana khuatir boleh dijadikan bahan untuk melaksanakan niat jahat seseorang. Berdasarkan cerita dan pengamatan Pak Cu, dia sedar bahawa Ita telah terkena ilmu hitam oleh seorang pemuda yang sangat tergila-gilakannya.

Memang benar, Ita pernah menolak cinta seorang pemuda kerana pemuda itu khabarnya seorang pengedar dadah. Pemuda itu merasa kelakiannya tercabar lalu menyimpan dendam apatah lagi bila mendengar Ita telah bertunang dengan Lokman seorang pemuda yang selama ini menjadi musuhnya. Keadaan ini menyebabkan pemuda itu hilang pertimbangan sehingga sanggup melakukan perbuatan sedemikian bagi melaksanakan dendamnya.

Pada peringkat awal, pemuda tersebut telah melemparkan fitnah kepada Ita dan Lokman dengan mengatakan mereka telah membuat hubungan sulit sehingga Ita mengandung. Ramai penduduk kampung terpengaruh dengan kata-kata pemuda itu sehingga Pak Lah dan isterinya juga turut percaya. Masakan tidak percaya kerana perut Ita semakin hari semakin membesar.

Lalu Ita dipukul dan dihalau oleh Pak Lah kerana dia beranggapan Ita telah mencemarkan nama baiknya. Namun begitu Ita dan Lokman masih tetap mempertahankan kesucian cinta mereka. Ita telah keluar dari rumah setelah dihalau oleh kedua ibubapanya sendiri dan menumpang di rumah ibu saudaranya di kampung seberang untuk beberapa bulan sehinggalah keadaannya benar-benar tenat barulah Pak Lah datang mengambilnya semula.

Ketika Pak Lah datang, keadaan Ita sudah teruk. Rasa menyesal tidak terhingga di hati Pak Lah kerana telah menuduh Ita tanpa usul periksa. Mujurlah adik iparnya telah menjaga Ita dengan baik. Pernah beberapa kali iparnya datang memujuk agar menerima Ita kembali kerana iparnya tidak percaya Ita melakukan perbuatan terkutuk itu dan dirasakan Ita telah terkena ilmu sihir.

Apa yang lebih mengharukan, Ita turut dikeji dan dihina oleh penduduk kampung. Bagi Pak Cu sendiri itulah pengalaman yang paling tragis dan dia juga merasa sedih dan terharu. Begitu kejamnya manusia sehingga sanggup melakukan perbuatan yang sedemikian rupa.

Pak Cu berpendapat, penyakit Ita itu bukan sembarangan kerana daripada wajahnya yang pucat dan badannya yang kurus kering itu terjadi akibat daripada semua darah telah berkumpul di bahagian perut. Jika tidak berhati-hati boleh mengancam nyawa. Atas dasar simpati dan perikemanusiaan, Pak Cu terpaksa berkorban masa dan tenaga untuk mengubati Ita kerana ia memerlukan proses yang agak rumit. Usaha Pak Cu yang pertama ialah perlu membaca surah Yassin sebanyak 3 kali setiap malam selama 3 malam berturut-turut.

Dalam proses Pak Cu membaca ayat-ayat tersebut, banyak kejadian aneh telah berlaku pada Ita. Ita meracau-racau mengatakan Pak Cu ingin membunuhnya namun Pak Cu tidak menghiraukan kata-kata Ita itu. Setelah membaca Yassin selesai, ia dihembuskan ke dalam air dan kemudian air Yassin itu disapukan pada celah ibu jari Ita. Pada masa itu Ita meraung sekuat hati.

Untuk malam berikutnya, Pak Cu membaca ayat Kursi sebanyak 170 kali iaitu sebanyak bilangannya selama 3 malam berturut-turut. Ayat-ayat tersebut dibaca dengan tertib mengikut tajwid yang betul. Dalam proses itu, Ita meraung-raung, matanya bertukar menjadi merah dengan urat-urat kelihatan merekah. Ketika air surah Yassin disapukan dikepalanya, rambut kelihatan gugur sehingga kulit kepalanya jelas kelihatan. Sukar untuk dibayangkan betapa dahsyatnya penderitaan yang dialami oleh Ita. Pak Cu masih meneruskan usahanya selama 3 malam. Pak Cu berserah dan bertawakal kepada Allah s.w.t. Setelah sampai di rumah Pak Lah, dia mendapati keadaan Ita semakin serius dan teruk. Pada malam itu, usahanya agak berlainan sedikit di mana dia terpaksa menggunakan kemenyan, kapas dan buluh runcing yang dikerat bukunya. Ketika ayat Kursi dibaca sebanyak 120 kali, Ita bangun dan meronta-ronta mengamuk dan ingin mencekik semua orang yang ada pada malam itu. Keadaan rumah menjadi kelam-kabut. Masing-masing lari bertempiaran untuk menyelamatkan diri, Pak Cu segera mengambil air surah Yassin lalu disimbah kepada Ita, barulah dia rebah kembali kepada asalnya. Namun selepas itu, Ita kembali mengamuk dan mengigit lengannya sehingga beberapa bahagian lengan terkoyak.

Boleh dikatakan jika sesiapa yang ada pada malam itu pasti akan menitiskan air mata termasuklah Lokman yang sudah tidak tahan lagi meratapi penderitaan yang dialami oleh Ita yang begitu dahsyat. Setelah selesai membaca ayat Kursi sebanyak 170 kali, Pak Cu melakukan ikhtiarnya yang terakhir.

Pak Cu mengambil kapas yang dibasahkan dengan air surah Yassin dan dikepal sambil membaca ayat-ayat penyembuh. Kapas tersebut digumpal sehingga menjadi bulat dan kemudian disumbat pada hujung pangkal buluh. Pak Cu mencurahkan air surah Yassin perlahan-lahan ke dalam buluh tersebut sehingga penuh. Dia membakar kemenyan dan mengasap buluh tadi sambil membaca ayat penyembuh. Ita semakin kuat meronta-ronta dan ketika itu atap rumah yang terletak setentang dengan tempat pembaringan Ita tercabut dan terpelanting tiba-tiba. Seluruh tetamu terkejut dan terpaku serta tidak berkata apa-apa.

Pak Cu tahu yang merempuh atap tersebut ialah sejenis makhluk halus yang digunakan bagi melaksanakan niat jahat tersebut. Pak Cu nampak seekor beruk besar dan bertaring panjang sedang merempuh atap sehingga tercabut. Wajah Ita kelihatan berubah dan dia sudah mampu menyebut dan memanggil ayah dan ibunya.

Segera Pak Cu memanggil Pak Lah untuk menyatakan sesuatu. Bagi Pak Cu, apa yang perlu sekarang ini ialah berserah dan berdoa sahaja kepada Allah agar Ita dipanjangkan umur. Ini memandangkan penyakit Ita sudah amat kritikal. Setelah mendapat keizinan Pak Lah, Pak Cu meneruskan ikhtiarnya. Dia mengambil buluh runcing tadi lalu ditiup sambil membaca ayat-ayat suci. Seketika kemudian kapas yang ada pada hujung buluh runcing tadi tercabut dan terjatuh bersama air surah Yassin. Di saat itu, Ita meraung kesakitan dan darah mengalir keluar dari kemaluannya. Darah hitam pekat busuk itu bercampur dengan ulat-ulat yang cukup meloyakan. Ia terlalu banyak sehingga memenuhi ruang tamu. Pak Lah mengajar Ita supaya mengucap dan ingat kepada Allah.

Seketika kemudian, Ita menghembuskan nafasnya yang terakhir. Seluruh isi rumah ketika itu meratap hiba dengan pemergian Ita yang sungguh menyedihkan itu. Ayam dan itik di bawah rumah habis mati bergelimpangan pada keesokkan harinya disebabkan termakan ulat beracun yang keluar bersama darah Ita malam itu.

Ita telah selamat dikebumikan dan semoga Allah mencucuri rahmat ke atas roh Ita. Sesungguhnya beliau benar-benar telah terseksa sepanjang hidupnya akibat sifat dengki manusia yang tidak berhati perut.