Wednesday, February 25, 2009

aku punya imaginasi

sampai ofis awal coz mata dah tak ngantuk lepas subuh.

hari ni rase macam selesa & excited sebab...hhmm...ntah..pasal pakai baju yang relax kot. tak pe la, forget dis part coz aku pon tak paham kenapa aku rase selesa semacam..

letak bag, on pc, amik mug, straight went to the cafe. perut rase kenyang tapi beli je la kueh coz maleh nak melantak lunch. lepak kat pantry jap. pau mee bandung Yan...yucks..tak dap! dah kembang.

kat meja tu ade la my few other frens lagi. aku tengah cakap pasal ape ntah. tapi cam biase la kan ngarut je banyak aku nih. pehal ntah aku pagi ni excited nak bercakap. biase aku tunggu kul 10 lebey ke baru aku nak panas enjin & exercise jaw aku nih. wutever!

dah abeh aku cakap tuh, Yus sound, "hahaha..amenda la ko hajar! ntah ape-ape ngarut. subject kecik jer, ko citer sketnyer jauh! dasyat tul imaginationg (minah ni oghe ganu) ko..hihi". Aku jadi BLUR jap. eh? aku cenggitu eh? lor... all of a sudden i felt ashamed of myself. apsal? tok sah tanye! its unexplanainable.

aku dah stat la otak pikir ntah ke mana. buatnyer orang lain annoyed ke dengan bebelan aku diketika otakku tengah cam belacan. adei.....

actually masuk ni, dah berapa kali orang cakap, "uih! imaginationnn..dahsyat tul!".

hhmmm...memang la. i just cant stop myself from keep on thinking things. stop sekejap. pastu sambung balik. aku ingat benda ni normal. tapi bile aku tanye orang lain, dorang tak cenggini pon. aissyy...ni dah masuk kes unique nih..hehe.

pikir-pikir balik, dah aku dilahirkan dengan imagination taraf spielberg. nak buek camno kan.. so, sori pada sape-sape yang rase nak lempang je bile aku tak reti-reti nak tup mulot. eesyy...korang kena ingat, tak de orang cam aku, tak meriah idup tau! ha..!!

nanti aku dah tak de, baru nak rindu-rindu. blah la! ;p

Coolest Indie Band Around!


I hardly pulling my ears away from listening to Yuna.... they are so irresistable!
Yuna is a one extraordinarily talented indie band performing around KL.
The singer has such a superb & lovely voice.
I guess Yuna ni banyak influenced by Corrinne B Rae & Norah Jones.
Go & get her (i mean the band's) EP!
Their musics are super captivating!

Among the hot ones are:-
~ Dan Sebenarnya ~
~ Deeper Conversation ~
~ Backpacking Around Europe ~
~ Cinta Sempurna ~
~ Missing Star ~
~ Peer Pressure ~

Oh yeah! By purchasing their EP, u r donating RM1 for Gaza.

(credit: pic was 'cilok'ed from jazzpoet's blog...)

p/s: eheh..aku plak beriye2 nak promote ni apsal..? suka kan.....;p bukan aper, mesmerized babe dengar suara minah ni. pure. unique. jarang nak dengar lagu camni kat m'sia. at first aku mati-mati ingat indon..hehe..

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Ter................ (tak sengaja..hehe)

Last saturday, i was asked by Bahi to accompany her shopping @ jalan TAR. At first i was kinda surprised since we have not been going out ever since she got married. And now she already has 3 kids at home! Can u imagine how long we did not have our girls day/nite out.... perghh, giler lamer!

We went out EARLY in the morning.. beriyer poyo ni cari tudung. Semata-mata tu. hihi. Makcik ni konon planned to "survey' and buy the most popular current tudung (yang named after bini mawi tu..).

Initially, i had no plan of buying anything. Tapi tu lah kalau namenyer feremfuan, akan ter.... jugak lah.

Si Bahi lagi histerical, from her car to a shop, tudung lain. Lepas kitaorang ter.....labur kat situ, bahi & i changed to our newly bought tudung. hehe. biase! then, we walked to Ariani, gedebak gedebuk ter.......perangkap jugak dengan tudung-tudung yang tak leh tido rr kalau tak beli tu. Si Bahi tukar lagi tudung lain plak lagi. macam tudung pakai buang pun ade aku nengok! from Ariani, we walked back using the same path. Singgah lagi kat kedai first tadi. Ingatkan dah cukup beli tudung keramat ni, rupe-rupenyer magic dia memang dahsyat rr..! Kitaorang boleh ter......beli lagi sepasang. ya Allah. mase ni aku macam tutup mata jer seluk duit dalam purse...arrgghh!

Tudung punyer pasal... along the jalan TAR, Bahi was nearly gotten herself buying a COTTON BAJU KURUNG..!! hahahahaha... ape saje la minah ni. Finally, she let it go.. phew! Singgah lagi boutique tepi-tepi tu kan, aku ter.....rembat sluar plak. Skin socks pun jadi gak. huhu. Lagak we all tak lain tak bukan, macam orang baru menang judi. Woooo!!! Choii!!!

On the way tu, Aznil & Din Beramboi ade kat depan sogo. ERA had this donation drive, so i wanted to see Din Giler tu + nak gak tengok muke Aznil balik dari haji nih..hehe. Dah sampai kat depan pintu Sogo tu, tak kan nak lalu jer.. musti la kena masuk. Pulak ade bunting 70% clearance sale. Aduh! Kitaorang masuk, naik sampai atas, tak ade ape yang menarik.

Aku baru jer nak tarik nafas lega sebab berjaya tahan nafsu tengok barang-barang murah, tup tup ade amoi cun ni dok kat depan counter Benefit. Aku memang dah lamer dok usha pressed powder Stage or Benefit or ape-ape je la. Aku pusing kat amoi tu, aku tanye how much. Alamak! Menyesal aku tanya coz harga dia not bad, and i kno Benefit products are quite good. Betapa tak kebalnya purse aku, aku ter.......goda gak la dengan tinted moisturizer dia. Tengok! Nak lain, beli lain. Adussss............


ni la barang-barang yang kastam macam aku ni rampas... huh!

masa jalan ke keta tu, memang dah tak pandang kiri kanan dah, straight jer. sakit la kitorang nih.

tired...but happy! ;D

Friday, February 20, 2009

3iga orang dengan 3iga skrin

betapa harmoninya kitaorang kat rumah. tak de berebut-rebut walaupun semua berada dalam satu persegi yang sama... amacam...terror tak? huhu...

tak caya?? tak per! hhmmm...tengok ni!
abang aku dengan dvd dia....

kat tepi tu, aku dengan internet surfingnyer la, music la, hape la...

another section of the house plak, k.lia dengan movie omputeh dia...

mak kat atas dah syok bermimpi..hehe..

tak dinafikan memang la agak bising.. tapi paling kurang pun, we all wud ask each other "kuat tak?".. and each of us wud reply, "a'ah, pelan sket..". tu jer.. pastu sambung balik activity masing-masing dengan gembiranya..
;D

drama sebabak by my sayangs....

SCENE 1
Nenek : kenapa umair tak bawak shuhaib & dijah datang kl? sian diaorang kena tinggal..
Umair: mane tau! diaorang kan anak mak dia.... (muke innocent giler nih!)
Nenek : ??????? mak dia?
Umair : ye la..mak dia.
Nenek : abis umair anak sape lah?
Umair : umair kan anak ayah! eessyy nenek ni...
Nenek : ler... abis mak umair sape?
Umair : hehe.. (tersengih-sengih..konon malu tersipu-sipu..)

* poyo seh pakcik nih.. adei


SCENE 2
Iman : kip, takut la... tak de hantu ker?
Akif : buat ape nak takut.. kat sheffield tak de hantu la. kat sini ade dracula jer!

* hahahaha... ni lagi ngarut...adei!


SCENE 3
Amin tengah sorang-sorang layan tv. dia tengah khusyuk tengok programme the naked chef tu. mat ni memang berjiwa 'chef wan' habis...
He didnt even blink his eyes. what more to bother his surroundings. in between the cooking, tibe-tibe amin bersuara dengan tone yang sangat lembut tu...ahaks,
"owh..cam ni ke dia buat.."
"hhmmm..."
"owh dia letak tu.."

* hahaha...mak aku dok gelak jer pasal kesah cucu dia sorang nih!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

panas...........!!!

uhhh...panas tul malam ni! berapa degrees la gamaknye ni...

nak ujan ke ek? panas sesangat dah ni. macam nak rendam dalam air sejuk jer..

ngantok, tapi rase tak selesa nak tido. bahang giler rase...

tido la tido la tido la......

wahai mata, dengar la cakap aku kali ni...tutup la woi! ngantok la... fuh! melekit-lekit rase...

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Updates on another part of the globe

Hari ni ade orang dah balik..ape lagi, tunggu present masing-masing la..hehe. And yang paling penting keluarga kat sana okay semua. Alhamdulillah….;D


Actually dah berapa tong choc dah selamat masuk dalam perut we all. Dengan yang mak bawak balik dulu tu, dengan K.Da dok antar balik lagi, ni pulak! Adusss! G.E.M.O.X.


Kak ti, kite nyer present tak leh la nak tayang kat sini kan..too sexy.…hahaha..!!! Rasanyer mak bawak ari tu lagi ntah macam-macam lagi kot.... Shopping kat sane memang tak hengat dunia! ingat akhirat jer...hehe . Tapi ingat, boycott certain product tu tetap boycott!

Mase baru-baru sampai, they had 1 nite stay @ Liverpool, Sonya’s house (Emmet’s elder sis). Emmet’s family ni memang duk kat neighbourhood rumah aku. Tu yang zaman diaorang jamming underground, they all main kat ATRIA tu jer... (actually ni pun aku baru tau..haha). Coincidentally plak, Sonya’s hubby mase kecik-kecik main bola ngan Abg Pa gak. So ni kire jejak kasih la balik. Mane taknyer, they have been staying there for almost 18 years. Memang haram la nak jumpe kan.

Sekarang ni plak, si Akif demam pasal abah dia dah balik sini. Nangis jer. Selama sebulan ni, dia rapat jap ngan abah dia, tu yang sedey sangat tu. Tapi ni baru lepas 3G ngan kitaorang, okay jek. Happy rilek je dia. Sampai orang lain pun tak leh masuk kat camera tu la, muke dia jer. Adei….confius aku budak ni.

Akif sama school ngan Iman. Tapi Akif masuk lambat sket dari Iman. Balik jer same timing – 3pm. Mase mula-mula, nangis je la pakcik tu. Sekarang dah ok. Masuk klas kul 12pm, kul 10am dah ready dah nak pegi. Alhamdulillah, school & mosque dekat ngan umah. Walking distance jer sebab ade shortcut. Tiap-tiap kali nak gi school, mesti teruna-teruna tu nak menyinggah kedai beli chips/chewing gum. Dah biase kan, kat sini tiap-tiap pagi before abah dia gi keje, dia akan make sure dia pau abah dia kat 7e. Uuhh! Mengado! Akif dah ade african fren, Siba (presumed spelling..haha). Sekarang ni, bile sampai school je, baru lepas abah/mama gantung coat dia kat hanger, zaasssss dia dah hilang dah. Peerggh, tak sabar-sabar nak jumpe kawan nak main..hehe.

akif nak gi school...water tumbler tu baru beli. dia kan liverpool fan. eja tak tau. tapi kalau tengok lambang liverpool, dia kenal.

Iman lak happy giler dah gi school. Iman start class kul 10am. So far, teacher dia bagi yellow card to the parents. It means, “Im proud with Iman’s behaviour at school”. Colour lain maksud lain plak. Besides that, he was commented by his teacher as 1 of the most participative students in the class (dalam class dia ade 18 students jer). Suruh buat ape jer dia buat. Walaupun dia main blasah jer kan. Coz kat sini cara pendidikan kiter macam tu. Students tak pandai nak object teacher’s say. Budak-budak kat sane lak, penakut nak try certain-certain benda ni. Hehe.. tak semena-mena kembang idung si Iman.

As a beginner, Iman which has zero basic in music, dia kena main violin. Bengkek jer mat tu coz kalau ikut dia, dia nak main drum. Kat sane kena blaja main violin dulu (coz it has 4 strings), then followed by guitar (6 strings), drum & piano (aku pun tak sure betul ke tak sequence aku ni..huhu). Another exciting fact is that they have cooking lessons which benda yang paling Iman tak pernah buat la kan.. Everytime they have this class, again parents/guardian MUST come as they will have to taste their kid’s cooking after that. Hhmm..cool ek! Tapi kalau mak bapak tu ceret beret, kire halal je la yer…;p After this 1-week school break, iman has to bake cupcakes. His Opah & Tok Abah (they might be staying for 6 months or more) will be there insyaAllah as his mama already had her class started, while the abah is no longer there…ala sian lak Iman. Never mind my macho guy, I know ur gonna bake the ‘sedap’est cupcakes in town! Yeah!

Lunch kat school, tak de problem. They have specific menus for moslem students. Infact, their diets are properly taken care of. Every meal served must have balanced nutritients starting from the appertizer, to the main course, and to the desserts. Lets say, if they serve fish, chips, potato & fruits with milk/juice as their menu, they will have a list of ….. contained in each of the foods – Fish (xxx cholestrol, xxx fat, xxx energy, xxx sugar) and it goes down till the end of the list. Ade skali tu teacher dia tanye kat Opah;

“How many times do these kids are served with junk foods?”

Opah jawab jujur rr & of course CONFIDENT!…"Everyday.”

The teacher quickly replied, “No. It must be only twice a week.” Pastu dia tanya lagi, “Do u fry or u boil their foods?”

Again Opah jadi jujur lagi, “Fry.”

Apo laie, kono lagi la…hehe. “No, u don’t fry their foods. U have to boil it. Kids supposed to eat oil-free foods. So do u slit the chicken’s skin?"

Kali ni pun jujur, “Yes, of course”.

“Good”. Aaahhh….! Finally she agrees with Opah. Haha….

FYI, parents are VERY WELL informed about their kid’s progress. To send kids to school, it doesn’t stop when the kid got out of the car. Instead, they have to enter the school building and walk their kids until they reach the classroom. Balik pulak, the kids must inform their teacher that their parents are already here to pick them up. And should there anything that the parents must be told to, the teacher will straight away sees them. Everyday, comments/letters from the school will be given to the parents/guardian. Kalau student sakit or whatever reason tak gi school, parents/guardian must inform the teacher earliest possible. Or else, the teacher can make a police report takut ade budak hilang, mati, abused or ape-ape je la sebab lain.

Parents/guardians are expected to give 110% participation. Meaning attendance is compulsory. Kalau tak participate, akan dapat another letter pulak from the school. Fuh! Jangan main-main!

Citer K.Da plak, most probabily she’ll be staying with K.Rita since Markfield Institute & Bristol University (it’s a twinning programme) not that far with K.Rita’s uni. Anwar’s boarding school je la jauh sket. So everytime Anwar has a weekend break, and if he were to go back after Friday prayer, K.Da has to go down to London a day before. Spend a nite there on friday, then pick Anwar up at his school, pastu patah balik ke Sheffield. Letih sket la. Bukan ape, naik bas memang lama. Cube kalau drive sendiri, sokojap yo..


ni kat yard blakang rumah..snow sangat tebal. infact the worst in 18 years. ni pun dah habis kena lenyek guling-guling ngan monster2 baju hijau & biru tu.

In April, Abg Pa will be visiting them again as they are going to Milan & maybe other places as well as anak Mak Cha’ yang kejer air force tu is going back to M’sia for good sumwhere in August this year. Dengar citer, barang-barang dapur diaorang dah di’chop’ dan akan di’songglap’ oleh K.Rita as what we did to their house now… huhu…

Guyz, our prayers are for u. Mom & i will see u by the end of the year, insyaAllah. Yeay! Winter time!

p/s: for more pixies, u may view them @ K.rita's & Abg Pa's fb.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Geng: Upin dan Ipin!

Hehe.... Finally, i've managed to watch this long-awaited-movie UPIN & IPIN. Yeay!! Best giler! The movie was so enjoyable sampai tak sangka la our first 3D local animation has achieved this far. Standing ovation la to the Les' Copaque production team! Best Best Best! I would definitely give 10/10 rating...!

Ni antara scene yang paling aku suker...hehe ;D

Scene 1
Upin: Ipin, tolong aku Ipin!!
Ipin: Eerr..uhh..
Rajoo: Jangan Ipin! Jangan!
Ipin: Aaah? eerr...
Upin: Ipin, tolak Ipin. Tolak lagi Ipin! lagi!
Rajoo: Jangan Ipin. Pikir mase depan!
Ipin: Yaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!
dusyummmmm.......................................................

Scene 2
Tok Dalang: Uda, tolong aku Uda!!
Mak Uda: Err..uhh..
Muthu: Jangan Uda! Jangan!
Mak Uda: Aaah? eerr...
Tok Dalang: Uda, tolak Uda. Tolak lagi Uda! lagi!
Muthu: Jangan Uda. Pikir mase depan!
Mak Uda: Yaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!
dusyummmmm.......................................................

hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! yang tua pun same jugak! wakakakaka!!!
p/s: Anwar, Iman & Akif, nanti maksu send u the dvd alrite. Hope u're gonna enjoy it too!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

A blessing in disguise

So today, sumthing happened. A terrible one. Not exactly teribble, but agak la. Aahh, wutever. Lemme juz proceed with the story.

My officemate got married & the reception buat hari ni kat area Sepang. So we all decided to convoy ramai-ramai gi wedding tu. Kire cam syok rr + xcited sket.

Hahaha..citer mase pegi je dah macam-macam. Part ni aku malas nak touch rr. Name pun convoy kan, biase la tu. Tapi alhamdulillah, semua selamat sampai. Memang sangat happening kitaorg kat kenduri tu. Snap sana snap sini. Aku punyer suh orang amik gamba, tak hengat... tapi sendiri tak bawak camera..kan.. biase la aku. Huhu..

say cheese!! oohh, bukan eh! say hahaha!!!

gedixxx....

aahhh... commentless.....;p

Selesai lepak beberapa jam (jugak lah) kat kenduri Chott, we all gerak balik. Coz by that time, nak kena kejar zohor lagi. Tengah-tengah jalan tu, sempat lagi gelak-gelak, makan ice cream (thx rozi ;D), take pictures (again....), borak-borak yang memang tak penah nak habis la kan.... Suddenly, just few metres away towards my car, our fren started to ‘videocam’ us. I wus like ‘asal yer yer nak amik video lagi nih?’.. agak pelik la sebenarnyer. But as usual i just put on my smiling face. Then few of them started to say,
"hajar, diharap bersabar yer.."
"bawak bertenang lepas tengok ni yer.."
"sabar..sabar.."
ingatkan they all ni saje nak wat lawak-lawak bangang tengah-tengah panas terik tu. But they started to say it repeatedly plus crowd elok je dah berkumpul kat keliling keter aku. Since, mase tu keter lain pun berderet-deret parked side by side & orang ramai, aku belum nampak lagi ape jadi but my heart starts pumping extraordinarily. Stomach starts to churn crazily. Perrggh, tak sedap hati siot! One thing dat popped up on my head was cermin pecah. Either orang pecahkan or crack caused of the heat. Hari tu memang agak panas la pun.

The moment i reached my car, i was breathless. Damn! My instinct was right. The windscreen on the driver side were smashed off and the glasses were all shattered. First thing that i checked was my frens’ bag. Coz mase nak kluar keter, i saw the bag being left on the car floor. Tapi sebab mase tu jugak tengah borak dengan si syed ni, sibok minta maaf pasal convoi la ape la, so my concentration was apparently fully centered on the conversation. Tak la plak aku nak gi angkat beg tu & put them into the car boot. Pikir kat kenduri orang kahwin tak kan la nak jadi kes-kes pecah keter ni. Which this wasn't my usual act. Aku ni la antara orang yang sketnyer cautious. Tup-tup hari ni aku boleh pikir camtu. Adei!!!

tgk! diaorg dh standby jer nak tgk reaction aku...hehe..punyer rilek siap bley sambung mkn ice cream.
adusssss......
Terkejut tu memang aku tak leh deny la. Cuak tu! Tapi tak la sampai nak buat drama lebey-lebey nak leleh ker..nak meroyan bagai kan.. lagi pun keter aku ni, since mula-mula beli macam-macam dah penah kena. Controversial abis. Kan ari tu baru jer lepas kena conteng (which i wrote in my previous post) ngan monyet-monyet comel yang aku sayang & rindu sangat tu, ari ni kena benda lain plak lagi. Mase ni jugak la credit aku boleh tak de. Agak cinabeng gak la rase tu..eergghh! Stress! Dah lepas checked barang per jer yang hilang, muke mangsa-mangsa kejadian dah start jadi toyer. Redha skali la tu. Abeh, nak wat ape lagi, benda dah jadi, tak kan nak rewind. Lemme list the missing stuffs down here ‘aight! :-
  1. 2 large hand bags (both owned by my frens)
  2. 80gb external hard disk
  3. Maxis broadband connector
  4. FOUR thumbdrives (giler budak-budak ni simpan thumbdrive banyak-banyak! Adei..nasib la aku nyer simpan dalam handbag..fuh!)
  5. Lrt monthly passes
  6. Company staff IDs
  7. Kunci rumah (part ni aku cuak sket. Tapi my fren cakap dia tak de tulis kat mane-mane address rumah dia.. jadi lega balik)
  8. Beg make-up (hahahahahahaha.......................nasib korang la kena beli lagi!)

Nasib jugak touch n go & smart tag aku pencuri lahabau tu tak nampak. Dah lepas buang segala glass residues tu, we all convoyed to the nearby mosque to perform zohor prayer & off to balai polis. Dah la convoy team ni sket nyer ramai. Skali smpai kat balai ade dalam 8-9 buah keter. Polis tu siap terpelik-pelik asal ramai nooo ambush tempat dia. Haha..nak tergelak gak aku. Mase ni la part yang paling mengharukan skali. I was touched guys....fuh! Ade yang offer to drive the car. Ade yang sanggup nak antar balik smpai umah (aku tau ni paling bongak skali eh! Tak cayer pun!). Last-last sorang dah start cakap nak teman gi balai wat report, yang lelain tu terpaksa setuju eh.. hahahaha..sian korang! Saper la ek yang pandai-pandai cakap nak temankan tu..? Hampeh tul! Potong plan jer nak straight gi makan ikan bakar eh...? hihi.. No la, im kidding. Seriously, to all of u, aku memang terharu giler! Terima kasih banyak-banyak. Semoga Allah saja yang bisa merahmati kalian.. ;)

Again alhamdulillah the police report & their investigations went well. They did their job efficiently. A bit slow though but its ok. Beyond my expectation actually coz dah biase gi cawangan jer, bile pegi IPD rase lain plak. Kejer tu dia buat sungguh-sungguh sket. Amik gamba bukti semua. Just tak leh nak amik finger print coz every surface which the possibilities of having suspect’s remaining print, sudah dicemari dengan jari jemari kitaorang mase dok alih-alih kaca tu. Uuwwwaaaaa!!!!!!!! Part ni memang aku frust sket . The sergeant was so kind to ask should there any thing that they can help. I was bluntly replied “Boleh! Encik boleh tolong cari orang yang pecahkan keter saya tu yer..”. Muke aku mase tu slumberland jer sebab dah malas nak pikir ape-ape.

perrgh! muke berlakon abis....poyo!

Dengan hati yang lara juga ditemani dengan geng sekereta, aku kuatkan semangat to drive all the way back to KL. Berpeluh nyah oi! Balik terpaksa speed coz takut hujan, satu hal plak kan. Tak de keje aku nak drive dengan basah-basah tu.

Since im sooo overwhelmed with your kindness, lemme wish my gratitude to everybody that have patiently contributed your time & concerns. Im all but way too touched with your sensitivities...(walaupun masalah tu tak la sebesar mane pun..). Aku tak kire, aku nak gak give the credits to each and everyone of u. Aku nyer page kan, suke aku la..huhu! The credits should go to (please forgive me on the name sequence..janji aku ingat & tulis kan.. ;)) :-

  • K.Yati, Dayang, Cahaya, Yanti, Syahlan, Syed, Asmah, Rozie, Faizal, Naim, Pyan, Wan, Firdaus, Hafiz, Bell, Leman (claim boleh process cepat yer!), Mahathir, Rizamim, Rudi, Tuan Azlina & Hubby (sori la ye bang, tak pasal-pasal je involved..;p), Ajim, Fiza, Ina (please treat pymt aku as urgent..;D), Yus, K.Aya, Akma @ Nazma (ooppsss..remember the ‘kisah budak cerdik & pendrivenyer’ tu? Ni la heroin kedua! Haha..) & Suhaime & Fiance (ah! kantoi!).

To the sweet newly wedded couple – Chott & Ayu, congrats! May u have a pleasant long journey together with cute kids to be lived happily with and always blessed by Allah taala.. ;). Chott, ko tak kesian kat aku ker? Sian kat aku tau. Aku tak mintak lebey, paling pun ko bagi la balik present oven tu! Ko dah dapat banyak kan? Lebih dari cukup tu. Tak de nak pakai semua de... bagi eh? Tak yah balut-balut balik. Letak je atas meja aku k.. hehe.

To Shima & Ima, sorry babes..not able to join our lepax dat i missed so much.. just dun have the mood la tonite. Sumthing buzzing around the head...haha.. luv ya! Jumpaan di lain waktu ya neng-neng yang aku rinduin amat!

To the mangkuk yang pecahkan cermin aku, lho itu hanya layak di gelar Pencopet Konyong yang tolol! Bikin hidup gw rumit skali! Kerna lho gw terus begini! Kenapa nggak trus aja curiin mobilnya?!!? Mudahan gw bisa beliin ama yang baru. Sialan lho! (aahhh! Macam kau bace je blog aku nih! Sebel!)

Friday, February 6, 2009

TIPS - how to make twin babies!

hehe.....
ni susah sket la nak buat. zahir batin memang kena kuat.
pastu mesti jadi computer literate.
lebih afdhal untuk yang internet savvy.
dah usaha, diakhiri dengan doa berserta tawakal....





told u earlier.....
susah kan..........
huhu.. ;p

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Instability causing by the crossovers

Today, everybody seems restless. Its no more like the March tsunami but its more to a catastrophe. Just because of few frogs have jumped from 1 party to another, a state has been in such a havoc that the current kerajaan becoming the pembangkang and vice versa. I could see different kind of responses, articulates, feedbacks & so on. At the office, my bosses just couldn’t resist from getting updates on any news of the political turmoil in Perak at every single second passed by. They even had small ‘meetings’ among themselves. Geram je aku tgk diaorang syok borak. Undeniably this issue draws countless attentions plus the concerns from all races, religions, young & old, etc. Dipendekkan – all the Malaysians la ok.

Back at home, it was mak pulak who eventually non-stopped talking about this. The TV, the radio, the internet (of course!!) are all zooming on this absurd crisis which has taken place throughout this week and TODAY is at its peak. In fact an infamous veteran blogger has written on his blog that “Today the Malaysian politics is at its dirtiest!”. So true.

How could a country which practising a democracy as its common base defying a snap election in this kind of situation? This is equivalent to a total mockery of law and constituency of Malaysia! I still do not see the concrete reason why the Sultan is calling off an election when he as the orang istana claims that anybody who would go against the ‘complicated’ procedure is called DERHAKA. But at the same time, abusing or mortifying (i must say) the rights of the Perak citizen is okay? Whatsoever the hidden political agenda that lies beyond this catastrophe is, in my dictionary this action better known as HIPOCRISY. A shocking order coming from an ex-chief judge. Phewww!!

Stop selling the bullshits and exploiting news that the people are already satisfied with the government transition... putting armed police & FRU at the state building (part of the reason takut ade rusuhan)... bla bla bla bla. Adei! those are soooo lame.

I don’t care which sides the people or even the orang-orang istana are siding with, but just be fair and put the decision on the rakyat’s hands! Simply because DEMOCRACY MEANS THE PUBLIC CHOICE. Do not ‘israelized’ our rights. The answer neither to be from the istana nor the PM with its cabinet, but it should be coming from the people as nothing can guarantee the party crossover syndrome would end.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Bahasa Inggeris: Katak ; Bahasa Melayu: Frog ; Same je perangai dua ni!

Ada macam-macam jenis lompat kat dunia ni. Lompat tinggi, lompat kerja, lompat pagar, lompat tikam (sedap ooooo!) dan yang paling ketara & kontroversi sangat sekarang ni - Lompat Parti. Hhhmmmm...?? 'ponderfool' tak ??!!

Hari ni yang A lompat ke B. Hari esok nyer, si C & D lompat ke A pulak! Aik? Ni dah macam drama kat astro prima! Ker kat astro ria ke ape la kan. Suka ati la channel ape pun. Yang menambahkan rasa sedap ajinomoto kepada situasi ni ialah kes mahkamah yang mana melibatkan rasuah seks la, issue tanah la, tu la ni la.. Belum bicara lagi, dah declare itu ini.. Ape nak jadi ni?

Mana pergi puluhan manisfestasi yang dijaja dan kemudian dibeli dengan undian rakyat, sekarang disajikan dengan polimik-polimik semacam ni..?? Adakah ini taraf ADUN kita? If yes, one word - pathetic!

Seriously! Wut is going on to malaysian politic? Adakah ia akan berterusan begini atau mungkin boleh jadi lebih critical?

LEADERS! Wake up! You are being chosen by the malaysians to be our voice. To build this nation. To fulfill our needs. To strengthen our economy (with the current scenario, nearly 10,000 people have lost their jobs). So as to elevate our education levels. To school the shoolless. To home the homeless. To feed the feedless. To help the elders. These are your promises. Dont you remember? Atau dalam bahasa sanskritnyer, "mu tok ingak ko menate wei?!!???".

For God sake, all these responsibilites will be asked by Allah taala in the herefter. What do you have to say about that..? Tak kan nak jawab, mase di dunia aku sibukkan diriku dengan melompat parti, fitnah sana sini, angkut kluar masuk tilam ke mahkamah, kejar kontrak, tabur janji-janji kosong, berlakon di depan lensa kamera menegakkan hak asasi manusia dan macam-macam lagi la. Aku tenggelam dalam nanahan kudis politik yang ku reka sendiri sampai terlupa dengan tanggungjawab-tanggungjawabku kepada mereka yang telah memilihku sebagai pemimpin mereka. Aku menyesal Ya Rabb!

Ini ke skrip yang nak diprepare untuk hari special tu nanti? Aduhai............................

Monday, February 2, 2009

lawaxxxxx!!!

hahahaha..wakakakka..adoi sakit perut! hihihihi...tolong la stop! hehhehehe..lenguh pipi! adei! hahahahaha..dah la tu woi! cramp cramp....

hhmmm macam tu la aku tiap-tiap pagi mase nak gi keje. dok gelak sorang-sorang macam orang tak berapa nak centre..hihi. sekarang aku start dengar radio era plak. ni semua pasal si din bengong tu la. ya Allah, tak tau la dia ni spesis aper...adei. aznil yang pak lawak gak tu pun gelak stok berguling-guling nyer layan dia. lawak si din beramboi memang tahap boleh dapat award la aku rase.

dengan mataku yang akan nampak obvious eye-bag dia kalau pagi-pagi tu kan..hmmm tambah lagi dengan muke yang sembam ala-ala baru lepas nangis...mood plak malas jer nak gi keje..kena harung jam sana sini sket, dengar orang buat lawak bodoh teramat ni memang sangat melegakan....aaahhh...ilang stressku buat sementara waktu..hihi. seronok ! tak cayer, gi la try!

ye la time-time ni la kiter nak dengar orang bebel kan..ni tak, asyik la pasang lagu iklan lagu iklan. dua benda ni je dah 10 mnt. cakap 2-3 mnt jer. apa la! english station ke malay station ke same jer. last-last aku melekat dengar celoteh-celoteh ngarut din beramboi & aznil. kadang-kadang yang paling aku pun turut heran skali, smpai kat cubicle nih, aku boleh sambung dengar kat fon lagi. ha! part ni collegues memang dah diagnosed aku ade BERAMBOI FEVER...huhu..buduhs tul. sambil dok verify kerja sambil gelak terkekek kekek...wakakaka...

aku tau radio yang satu tu tengah meletup giler sekarang ni. tu yang advertisement berderet-deret tu. & era ni plak tengah desperate. but in the midst of desperation tu, they actually managed to 'recuperate' their so-called ill condition. no offence but hey, not a bad decision at all! people are starting to listen to era again. (please..im not pro or against any radio station alrite)

ape-ape pun lawak kau memang paling hebat dalam abad ni la din! oopps syasya! eh silap, din! owh tukar plak.. jadi syasya balik pulak..hhmm..kau zalim nyah! tahyul! wakakakakaka!!!!! sengal teramat!