Anugerah Pelakon Drama Terbaik bagi tahun 2008 jatuh kepada ……….

…..….. Mohammad Ridzman Zidaine!

Uissyy......tau ler bersunat tapi idok ler belakon ghuper cenggitu Iman oi!

Hari rabu lepas, Iman had his ‘little punai bird’ being circumcised. His mama suggested it to be done by a specialist at DSH. But Iman & his abah were reluctant enough to proceed with the suggestion as they have their “own” doctor to do it. Sebab Iman’s frens + his abah’s friend’s sons also went there. Ok, tak kesah la tu. Janji doctor tu buat bagus.

Hari sudah tiba, sampai jer kat CHOSEN clinic tu, si Iman dah start gelabah. Mat tu kan memang penakot. Nak gi toilet siang-siang hari pun nak orang temankan..adei. so, macam biase register then tunggu turn kena panggil. Tunggu punye tunggu, ade this very frail sickly old man walking into the clinic with crutch and his maid was aiding him to walk! So go figure how old this man is?

My mom first thought was, “kesian orang laki ni..sickly betul nampak. Tp kenapa maid dia yang pimpin dia, not his wife? Hhmmm.”
Well I think anybody would think of it too rite?
Then suddenly Abg Pa said to mom, “Ni la doctor tu mak” as he greeted & shaked hands with the doctor rite after he acknowledges him.
My mom was taken aback hearing to Abg Pa’s telling with her are-you-serious kinda face. Im not being offensive, but for God sake lar, he should be rest at home at this age.

So, it was Iman’s turn. Time ni dia dah start panick & melalak giler! Aku rase mayb mamak kat mohsin tu pun bley dengar suara Iman. Puas la mama dia pujuk cakap “tak sakit”, “macam kena gigit semut jer”, “iman nak ikut mama tak nanti coz kalau iman tak nak sunat, mama bawak akif jer”, bla bla bla bla.

Nangis iman pun jadi reda sket. Tapi ini tidak bermaksud concert ni dah abis yer para pembaca sekalian..hhmmm. Iman lied down on the bed (its called bed rite??..uh wutever!). As he was trying his very best to calm himself down, the not-young-at-all doctor asked Iman to move forward a bit & guess wut? It happened several times ok! Astaghfirullah, if I were there I would’ve shouted at the doctor to make a small petty little effort to LEAN forward instead of asking the scared-to-death boy to adjust his position. Iman tu dah la tengah panick & takut giler, doctor tu plak sket-sket suh ke depan. Dari budak dah rase comfortable, berani sket & tak nangis, bile kena tukar position macam tu, mestila dia jadi uncomfortable & takut balik.

To make it worst, the doctor treated Iman like an adult. Ade ke dia boleh cakap “alaaa bersunat, mesti la ade jugak rase sakit tu”. Kau ingat anak sedara aku ni budak sekolah menengah ke nak bagitau macam tu?? Mama dia dengar hangin jer…ye la penat dia jual kat anak dia “tak sakit” la, macam geget semot” la, sampai kat doctor ni cakap lain plak. Konon tak nak tipu la kot. But c’mmon! The little boy is trying damn hard just to assemble every courage left in him to face this thing plus dia budak kecik la..bukannya boleh jadi pain-absorbance cam orang dewasa.

Dah nak start so-called surgery tu, dia main redah jer buat. Tangan plak tergetar-getar nak start cut tu. Adoi! Sian kat Iman. Lg 1, borak-borak la dulu ngan budak tu. U know like ask him cuti sekolah ni buat ape…. or ready tak nak naik darjah next year or maybe wut do u like to do when u are free…kan? I mean try to create a conversation lar & bile budak tu dah leka & hilang panick sket, baru la start the procedure. Ini tak! Nurses yang kat situ pun same jugak. Tu yang Iman non-stop melalak tu. K.rita tension jer. Sian dia. I mean both of them. Akif tengok abang dia menjerit sakit macam tu, ape lagi dengan dia-dia skali la join nangis…

After he sedated that part, next is to slit the skin. Banyak plak tu yang dia amik. So darah memang dashed out profusely. Ingatkan dah habis ni, kire settle la. Rupe-rupenyer, tu baru muqaddimah jer. Next, slowly the doctor pulls the skin out. Ceplap…ceplap...ceplap…got sound somemore u know! K.rita started to feel giddy with the blood smell and of course looking at his own son facing the pain. Until the final procedure, the doctor used an apparatus called clamp ke ape benda ntah name dia. Ni kira macam new method of joining the skin caused of the wound unlike the common practice of sewing it. I’ve heard too about there’s a new medical procedure in town that offers less pain and able to give quick recovery. So I think this is the one lar…

All we are doing now is to pray & ask Allah taala for Iman to get well soonest possible.

Well ni semua scenes kat clinic. Meh cek nak tunjok scene kat ghumoh plak naaa!

Muke iman dengan kain pelikat dia memang stock sedey giler ghupe. Pastu sikit-sikit nangis. Time nak telan ubat la paling susah skali. Macam nak suruh telan racun. Bile suruh kepit hidung sebab tak nak dia rase ubat tu, degil tak nak pulak. Yang tak tahan tu, nenek dia datang la bawak ikan haruan untuk cucu dia. Masuk-masuk rumah, trus tanya how r u doing, sakit lg ker, usap-usap kepala, bibir mat tu terus jadik cebik, pastu menangis macam orang giler. Dah la berbogel sebab kain pelekat tak nak ikat…adus..

Kawan datang jer, trus ikat kain pelikat, duduk rilek depan tv main PS. Kejap main naruto, pastu tukar soccer plak, pastu bolt, boring dengan bolt tukar car racing plak, then tukar naruto balik. Akenna aiii! Tak ke mengelirukan tu..???????

Dats why i said the Most Outstanding-Dramatic-Plastic Drama Actor for year 2008 goes to Iman!

Hari ni dia bukak clamp. Sampai umah, rilek2 jap, tibe-tibe2 dia hilang. Rupenyer dia dah sarung sluar gi tengok orang main bola kat padang. Ya Allah. Mane tak tempat tu dah macam swollen skit. Takut sceptic jer & getting fever.

Anyway, Iman terror kan! Orang terror & good boy je yang berani sunat tau. Lepas sunat iman sure nampak handsome nyer… uuiissyy ramai la awek mat salleh nak kat Iman nanti. Haa…maksu tak tau!